#sh:outtakes

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Outtakes!

I had to put together a post of outtakes from the night at Roy G. Biv's because it was quite a chaotic night! First problem, a DJ never showed up even after I tried hiring one.

A cat wearing a sweater showed up and mewed loudly at the DJ booth. Probably wondering where the fuck the DJ was. His name is Burger. I love him.

Deshawn and Other Paul hit on Paul within seconds of each other.

Grimmy showed up for drinks. I guess it was his night off.

Burger tried to get in the hottub.

A robot was short-circuiting outside of the club the whole time.

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Transcript below (warning: this is a shitpost)

Camping Day 1

Picture: Lilly smoking a joint in the woods

Lucy, peeking through the trees: i see you

Picture: Johnny and Paul sitting on a log

Johnny, to Paul: Do you smoke?

Paul, fading out: No, it's bad for your lungs and I don't like not being in control of my actions and I get paranoid

Picture: Two minutes later

Picture: Paul smoking a joint

Caption: Baby's First Weed

Picture: Danica standing behind Paul and Johnny

Caption: Judgmental BFF

Danica: i leave you alone for five seconds and you're getting high i sWeAr To GoD pAul

Picture: Johnny is now smoking the joint

Johnny: let's leave this to the expert

Lexie, mouth open wide: omg this cereal fuckin' slaps

Paul: no thoughts, just vibes

Picture: Two minutes later

Picture: Johnny splashing in the pond

Johnny: hell yeah you gotta try this bro

Picture: Lacey and Danica chatting in front of the pond with Johnny and Paul splashing in the background

Paul: splash splash i'm a duck

Johnny: yeah boyyy

Danica: are they ok

Lacey: yeah it's fine

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My story will resume in one week, but until then, here's some outtakes! It's been a constant struggle trying to keep these boys from flirting with the wrong people...they're constantly horny and making bad decisions.

Paul has been busy romancing his future in-laws. David was NOT having it: a rejection and a negative first impression! Don't worry, Paul, you have plenty of time to change David's mind about you.

Then he hits me with this. Oh, you're feeling unflirty, Paul? ARE YOU???

Look, sometimes I just let things happen to see how they turn out. Hollis is majorly into Johnny. He's neutral about her but keeps accepting her advances. They decided to put on a show on the front porch of the community center, just in time for the property owner to pay a visit!

David took some inspiration from Johnny's shirt and enjoyed some chill vibes of his own. Judging by Johnny's side-eye, he doesn't approve.

Sometimes you go out to the club and the DJ is a ghost, nbd.

Johnny approves of ghost DJ's grooves.

Paul decided to serve cunt at graduation.

While he kicked around a soccer ball in a pair of thigh-high boots with a six-inch heel, Paul got a random text from someone named Katie Berry that said "I admire your skills. I truly hope I can be like you one day." You will never have skills like this, Katie.

That's all for now! Happy new year everyone!

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I've got 3 posts in my drafts now 😤 Still a while before I'll start my story back up, but in the meantime enjoy this...thing that just happened

Um, can I help you, lady?

I feel like this could've waited until I came out of the bathroom.

yo wtf!

Yeah, that's what I thought you weirdo!

Later she posted the photo on her neighbor app with the caption: Anyone know this man? Ive never seen him before but I could tell he was up to something. Please be careful out there 🙏

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No story post today because I'm a little behind, but I should have something for Monday. In the meantime, enjoy these outtakes!

I sent Chantal to the gym to take some screenshots and Paul and Danika showed up. Unfortunately, the yoga session left him pretty smelly. He looks embarrassed, but he went over to Chantal and had a whole conversation with her, green fumes and all.

I guess Nasir had some reading to catch up on.

I was trying to get some pics of Chantal having a conversation with Kayla, but Kayla was really insistent on giving her a massage. For real, they went to the massage room 3 times but other Sims kept getting to the table first. Once the massage was done, Kayla left. I did get the pics I needed before that though!

Cece invited Ben over and this was expression after greeting her (apparently the lot has a No Shoes sign and he got in trouble for not taking his shoes off lol)

I keep forgetting that Chantal has a thing for Ben 🥴

Johnny's reaction to having to look for a job.

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📩 Simblr question of the day: If you have any stories, what's the name of your stories? Why did you go with this name and were there any other names you were going to go with, if so, what were they?

Sharing the SQOTD from @simblr-question-of-the-day 💕 (sorry if I sent this to you twice!)

Thanks for the ask! I apologize in advance for the lengthy response lol, but this question came at a good time because I've been thinking more about themes.

My main story is called Safe Harbor. I chose the name because the story was initially set in Evergreen Harbor and it relates to the themes I wanted to explore--the search for home and the sense of safety that comes when you find it.

Now with Chapter 3 on the horizon, I'm heading towards some major plot developments which will explore these themes in a big way. I found a quote recently that helped me see the concept of safety/security in a new light: "A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are built for."

It made me realize that truly feeling secure isn't about being settled and free from harm but about facing the journey knowing you can weather whatever storms come. So that's definitely something I keep in mind as I'm writing the next chapter (which I promise I'm doing, it's just coming slowly).

Thanks again for the ask!