Uh you know I'm asking you to do all those asks bro
aight bro u kno there’s gonna b equal exchange tho1. if you were to have Hanahaki disease, what flowers would you cough up?
hm. full disclosure i’ve never read any hanahaki fics. is this supposed to reveal something abt me or the person i love? i guess if it means a flower that symbolizes the type of love, red or pink tea roses
2. if someone were to catch Hanahaki disease for you, what flowers would they cough up?
3. if you were any historic trope, what would you be? (i.e., the knight, the town baker, the witch of the forest, etd.)
either the knight pursuing courtly love or the lazy good-for-nothing scribe jkdshds
4. tell us about your ideal battle outfit.
ok well ideally i could use magic so like. a short, hooded cloak over a comfortable tunic and practical trouser. with sturdy boots. you know, just google erk from fire emblem.
5. what would you be a god/goddess of and what would people sacrifice to you?
i would be the god of just counsel, and people would sacrifice things they made to represent the person they wished to reconcile with to me.
6. name five iconic quotes that make you feel things.
idk how iconic these are but here goes --
"You do this, you do. You take the things you love and tear them apart or you pin them down with your body and pretend they’re yours."
“Because, you see, it is only when one is at the end (of tenderness or of any other force) that one recognizes its inexhaustibleness. The more we give, the more we have left; as soon as we give prodigiously — it flows forth! Let us bleed ourselves—and here we are, a source of life!"
“ANTIGONE: And also because - Oh, my darling, my darling, forgive me; I’m going to cause you quite a lot of pain.”
But Sophie and Howl were holding one another’s hands and smiling and smiling, quite unable to stop.”
"He has a longing in him: for death by drowning.And he has a longing in him: not to go down."
7. scythe, battle axe, broad sword, spear or trident?
8. what combination of natural scents would you use as perfume?
hm. the smell of a forest: moss and pine, the ground wet from rain, the smoke from a campfire, the wild roses crawling in vines up the tree-trunks.
9. ancient scrolls or leather-bound books?
10. describe yourself as if you were a storm.
florida summer storms tower on the horizon, tall and purple and moving in fast. the thunder is so loud you can feel in your chest. the rain falls so thick you can’t see down the street, but the lightning is clear in its twisting lines. and it’s over before you know if, just an afternoon of heavy weather leaving sunshine behind.
11. what type of flower (other than a rose) would you offer someone you were trying to court?
this question is oppressing me specifically. probably sunflowers tho
12. honey in milk or cinnamon in tea?
13. cabin in the woods, apartment in the city or mansion in the suburbs?
14. curtains of beads or lace?
15. vocal or instrumental music?
vocal, im a sucker for good lyrics
16. describe your ideal fantasy outfit
...see question #4 jksdfh
17. of all the fantasy races to ever exist, which one would you be?
18. hard candy, fruit preserves or spice cake?
spice cake dude the others Sucks
19. show us an a picture of your ideal crown.
20. tying your hair up using ribbon, yay or nay?
love the idea, never quite got the hang of it.
21. an evening in the forest with elves, a night in the caves with vampires or a morning in the garden with fae?
22. tell us, in detail, about a curse a witch would put on you.
hm. hmm. she use daffodils and narcissus flowers, falling stars and ashes, and she would harden my heart. i would be cursed to forever seek out love, but the moment it was returned, i would be repulsed.
23. talking with sylphs or singing with nymphs?
im tone deaf, let’s have a chat
24. mint, rosemary, basil or sage?
25. favorite childhood story? (doesn’t have to be a fairy tale)
26. tell us about an experience you’ve had that seemed unreal or supernatural. (doesn’t have to be scary)
my college campus has a cryptid, ive seen it twice and i swear by it. the first time was april of my second year. i was down by the bay with friends, and i saw it running across the grass between us and college hall. it was about the size of a cat, with an elongated face and no tail, tall on its legs, and it ran weird. that’s what caught my attention. have you ever seen a person try to walk or run on all fours? it ran just like that, shuddering unnatural movements, but it was so fast. the second time i saw it was april of the following year, walking back up the promenade from the bay to the dorms. it darted across the promenade about ten feet in front of me, and it turned its head to look at me but i didnt see eyes or a face.
27. would you rather have poison or healing ointment in your traveling pack?
28. tell us three sayings that you live by.
mason jars are just more useful.
30. describe your ideal masquerade ball outfit (mask included).
a three-piece victorian suit, with coat-tails ofc, all in shades of silver and white. i start the night in a full moon mask that rises above my eyes; throughout the night i subtly mark the passing of hours by changing into a half-moon mask, a crescent that curves across my face, and finally a band of darkness speckled with stars to show a moonless night.
31. splashing around in a river with mermaids or flying through the sky with harpies?
32. what would you end up in the dungeon for?
being rude to someone w a lot of power and little patience
33. if you were a fairy, what color would your wings be?
34. if you could have any magical item, what would it be?
a crystal ball that imbued me with powers of true divination
35. what song would the bards sing about you when you passed by?
asdkhkjsdf idiot by sure sure, bardic cover i guess
36. would you rather be a pirate or a king/queen?
a king but like. really a prince who doesn’t have to do anything.
37. would you spend more time in the field of flowers, the tavern, the docks or the marketplace?
um. the tavern. i know me.
38. would you have a painting of yourself?
39. what skill are you famous for?
40. if you could live any fairy tale, which one would you?
beauty and the beast but im the beast and beauty just shows up w some scooby snax n it’s very chill
41. stained glass windows or fairy lights?
both are *so* good tho :(
