Shadow monkey
There are certain rules, no, more like guidelines that one should follow while pilfering in the night. Mostly just common sense stuff like, don’t wear an all white outfit in the middle of the night in July while trespassing where you should not be. This is because generally speaking, its better to NOT be caught, than it is TO be. Regardless of what line of crap you have come up with to help you justify your behavior..... it wont matter to a man with a gun in a stand your ground state who has just caught a thief on his property. Trust me on this, I've thought about it. I even came up with a really good line myself... I wont delve into that much further other than to say it has to do with the economy:)
So Here I am, a veteran pilferer, standing as I often do, in the darkness contemplating my agenda for the evening. I normally like to do this before I arrive but my brain is fried from years of drug use and being yelled at that I forget shit. A lot. Anyways, I’ve been to this place 100 times before and was quite fa,iliar with the property and how to move about it freely in the dark. (More about this, and the snake/ hideous insect factor in a later post) Being in the dark is the safest place you can be at night while trying to be incognito. Obviously. If someone cant see you, then...., well they don’t see you and that’s a win!
Ok, So I am in near pitch, cant see shit darkness, I walk into the house as I always do, and I hear a creature run directly towards me very quickly. It must have been close to start with because it did not take it long to reach me.I guess it could not see me in the darkness, because when it got close enough to me to see me, (keeping in mind I still cant see it, only hear it) .it made a sound almost like a gasp and took off running.
At this point I have no idea what this creature was. I have a list of possibilities but nothing solid. So this is a ll kind of scary/ crazy and I get it, I was there! But it had to, of course, get weirder.
I don’t scare easy. I have been in some of the most creepy, dark, hills have eyesy places you could think of and I’m just comfortable there. To be honest, the only time I am ever absolutely free of anxiety and stress and depression and constant worrisome thoughts and ideas, is when I am alone in perfect darkness in a place most people would not go especially at the ungodly hour which I often chose to grace the space with my presence. But, Ill admit, I was a little taken aback by the unexpected encounter.
So this creature sees me, gasps and then takes off running the other direction. Starting from the room we were in, moving counter-clockwise around the perimeter of the structure we were in, this animated shadow ran the track stopping at each window (average here about 2 per room) and clawing at them frantically trying to get out.
I caught on quickly to what was going to happen. This creature is going full circle and is in a agitated and frightened state. Once it comes back round, idk if the second encounter will once again trigger the flight portion of its brain or if, on take #2, it will revert to the fight section and attempt to claw my eyes out, SO I stepped out side. I walked around the side of the place and was content to wait for it and try to see what it was from the small bit of street light that was able to make it thru all the overgrowth of trees and it wasn’t much,
I listen as this thing tears thru each room clawing running a couple steps, clawing, running few steps,etc. Finally in the suspenseful moment when the creature emerged I tried to focus my eyes on it best I could. When it came out it ran into the foliage so quickly that i’m not sure my brain had time to register what I saw. What I saw and what my logical mind tells me is that its not possible but all the same, what I saw, was a small monkey run out of that place.
It was very dark, I do hella drugs but my mind is still sharp. It just looked like a monkey. But more like a really small man because of the way it ran but smaller than any that actually exist. So Based on where I live, the way the creature ran, I couldn’t have been a monkey...... So what then?
If you think you have an idea as to the identity of the creature please lmk!
I got shit to do. much love
**** If Miles were president laws part 4
If you have items of any kind stored away somewhere, or land you have not so much as seen for over a year, it then becomes public domain and can be claimed by anyone.