#shamelessgenstarter

[aidenhcrper]

Nothing more annoying than having to write about the Homecoming game this Friday because whatshisface is sick. Then again, I’m sure it will be a much more interesting read for all you thirsty dorks out there. Don’t worry, I promise I’ll be as descriptive as I can be when writing about the sight of Emmett Saunders in his football shorts. 

But more importantly, McKinley’s most eligible bachelor decided to go stag to the Homecoming dance, because what’s more fun than to make out with everyone else’s hot dates? Besides, picking only one lucky person to spend time with would be quite selfish, since there’s so many of you who are dying to get a taste~

[aidenhcrper]

Last time I had an old christian man yelling at me was... well, actually not that long ago, but definitely for very different reasons. Don’t they know that you’re supposed to love thy neighbour? Which was basically all I was trying to do. Ugh, Christians... I swear, they can’t even fucking behave themselves on the Lord’s day.

[cassidyxkilmer-blog]

Listen up, freaks. I don’t know who started the ridiculous rumor that my date supposedly cancelled on me last minute, but obviously none of that is true. FYI, I dumped the loser, for reasons that are none of your business. Clearly it goes without saying that even without a running mate, everyone still needs to vote for me for Homecoming Queen. Just like how I also don’t have to mention the fact that anyone who decides to vote against me will be receiving a face full of red dye until the day I graduate. That is all.

[wendyxtaylor]

Fair warning guys, watch where you’re walking this morning, there’s a dead beat passed out on our living room floor. He’s very much still alive and got his ass dropped off at some point of last night. The longer he’s asleep, the less we have to deal with him. Just make sure not to trip over him while you’re passing through, don’t need any of you guys hurting yourselves over that idiot cause you didn’t keep your eyes peeled. Great.