"You mean to tell this King that humans don't hit the object of their affection?" Mobei Jun raised his eyebrow as he regarded the tired face of their newly crowned Emperor.
Luo Binghe closed his eyes and dragged a hand down his face in what has become a common occurrence during these... classes he called "Demon to Human: Cultural and Biological differences 101". Mobei Jun hadn't thought there was even a difference for such a thing after decades of knowing his little cultivator, but it seems like there just might be a point to them.
"No way! Jiejie always fights back whenever I challenge her! If that's not flirting, then what have we been doing for the past three months then, hmmm? Exactly, f l i r t i n g," Sha Hualing proudly declared.
Indeed, Sha Hualing's suit of the veiled cultivator has been going quite well by demonic standards, much to his contrition whenever her hours-long bragging sessions start.
Junshang groaned in exasperation and gave her a disappointed look from where he was once again resting his face in his arms. "You're attacking her sect! She's defending herself and the sect at the same time! That's not flirting, that's an attempt at your life!"
Jungshang really was quite expressive. The excessive portrayal of emotions reminded him of his intended which was quite a distressing observation to make about one's superior.
"Murder attempts are a flirting technique! And a very respectful one I'll have you know! Back me up on this Mobei!" Hearing his name be mentioned again, he turned his head towards Sha Hualing before giving a brief nod. "Mn."
"No it is not! That is like saying my Shizun has been flirting with me during most of my stay at Cang Qiong. Or that him pushing me into the Abyss was a courting step!"
Sha Hualing and Mobei Jun shared a look before slowly turning back towards Luo Binghe. "...wasn't it? I mean no disrespect my Lord, but everything you have described earlier does indeed seem like normal courting steps. Especially the whipping. Aaah, of only A-Yan would use a whip with me..."
Ignoring Luo Binghe's spluttering and Sha Hualing's dreamy sighs, Mobei Jun turned his thoughts back towards Shang Qinghua.
How would it be, if Shang Qinghua decided to use a whip on him he wonders? Of course, such a step would have to be preceded by a good right hook or a nice traditional murder attempt. Though, if needed, he could always count his servant's mutterings about "bashing his head in when I had a chance!" as one. It used to bring him nothing but suspicion of his spy's true motives but it would paint quite a different picture in this context.
His Qinghua wasn't the type to use a heavy rock or a whip though. Now, poison on the other hand... Yes, he could easily imagine him slipping a paralysing agent or sleeping drought into his drink. Maybe some Weeping Rosemary petals or an aged Northern Misty Crystal Root?
A vision of big pleading eyes looking down on him as his servant frets around him until he's sure of the poison working presents itself before his eyes. Maybe even a slow victorious smirk he wore while planning on bankrupting the neighbouring Sugar Crystal clan (who were, ironically enough, made completely out of salt rock) after finding evidence of them planning on double-crossing the Northern Kingdom during the latest trade agreement attempt.
Luo Binghe, seeing both of his generals sighing dreamily, decided to unofficially call an end to today's cultural exchange lesson as it seemed neither of them would be up for talking any time today.
Ah, if only his Shizun was here, he'd know what to do!
And with that, today's lesson of "Demon to Human: Cultural and Biological differences 101" came to the same end, as it does every week. With three demons more closely resembling high school girls in love than fearsome Emperor and war generals.
I could lift your dress up right now and no one would notice - Cirrus and Cumulus
Happy women’s history month to these two and me being strange about them
Also dom cumulus idk why yall don’t ever post lesbian dom cumulus but it’s my turn
Also im forcefemming/ fem shaming my fav masc because i have to I HAVE TO
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Cumulus picked the dress out for her.
It was the dark green square neck dress she loved on cirrus. Only came to the mid thigh, a couple buttons in the front, something cute and simple. It bounced when she walked, adding an extra pep to her usual more serious demeanor.
“You look cute angel” cumulus smiled, voice sugary sweet compared to cirrus who seemed more uncomfortable, unnatural in the feminine state cumulus had asked her to be in.
A pink toned lipstick covered her lips, mascara and blush also accentuating her features. Cirrus had clearly put it on herself looking at the slightly off placement of the makeup but cumulus thought she looked perfect.
Her thoughts wandered to her putting it on in her room, crossing her legs in the dress while she slowly applied the lipstick, feeling exposed in the short fabric but doing what she was told anyways.
“It’s uncomfortable, I don’t know how you wear these lus” cirrus grumbled, standing next to her. She tugged the fabric lower in a vein attempt to cover herself up more as she looked over to the living room from where they stood in the kitchen. The other ghouls had barely taken notice of her, caught up in some movie she’s sure dew picked out.
“Don’t you like getting all dolled up for me?” Cumulus whispered, watching cirrus roll her eyes and pretend she’s not blushing from the comment. “Getting to be pretty only for me to enjoy?”
Cumulus raised her hand to rest on cirrus’ hip, toying with the skirt. The feeling of the fabric lifting from her thighs made cirrus blush and shimmy to move it back down.
“Can’t you enjoy it somewhere else?”
“Oh no, where’s the fun in that? Don’t you want to watch the movie?” Cumulus giggled, tracing her nail along the exposed skin of her legs.
The movie was some stupid comedy, the ghouls had barely taken attention to it anyways and instead were mostly conversing amongst themselves.
“They’re distracted anyways honey, I could lift your pretty little dress up right now and no one would notice”
Cirrus attempted not to gasp as cumulus made good on her word, lifting the skirt up completely to expose cirrus to her. A dainty pair of black panties adorned her hips, lacy and sheer, clearly picked for cumulus to find.
“Oh those are a bit slutty aren’t they cir?” Cumulus chided, snapping the waistband against her hip “not very lady like to be so exposed”
That’s what got to cirrus. Ladylike. She squeezed her thighs together and gripped the granite countertop as if she wanted to ignore how cumulus was teasing her.
“Thought you wanted me to be pretty for you” cirrus mumbled
“I wanted pretty, not for you to look like a whore for anyone who wanted a peek”
Cumulus’ claw dragged across the lace as if she wanted to practically rip the skimpy thing off of her. Down the swell of her ass and to tease over her fold, scratching up and down where cirrus had already practically soaked through.
“Lus please, what if they hear?” Cirrus gritted
“Clearly you don’t care, considering how wet you are. Honestly should finger fuck you right here and see if they can hear how horny you are from over there”
A finger slipped into the waistband, reaching to touch her properly
“It’s a bit perverse, didn’t take you to be so easy”
Cirrus’ knees buckled a bit as cumulus rubbed over her clit. She attempted to hold herself still and prayed none of the ghouls would look over and notice what cumulus was doing to her.
“I’m not easy” cirrus protested
“Easy enough to let me play with your cunt in front of everyone” cumulus smiled, easing two fingers into her.
I just had the weirdest dream ever, there was a lot that happened but one part I remember vividly is that I was in a pharmacy to buy pads and this cashier shamed me A LOT, like she started talking about how unholy it is or whatever I hove no idea what the hell that was about
thinking: i'm not unhappy about myself, i'm unhappy and angry about this environment(home) and i hate everyone here. I'm somewhat indifferent in regards to myself. I am angry that i cannot "be myself" due to fear/anger/nonacceptance. I am also stressed about the 6 classes i'm taking this semester/a balance to pay. I am unhappy that i have to lie to most people about myself, and this is for my safety.
I'm pretty sure I've written about this before but...
Old Navy really needs to change their approach for plus sizes, including men's.
I got an email today saying that today was Old Navy's birthday and for one day only I can get 25% off so I thought I would take a look at their NFL stuff. I started with plus size women's and was dismayed by the lack of choices. There is only one option for plus size ladies. So, I thought I would take a look at regular sizes since sometimes I can fit in them. Lo and behold there are two options for straight sizes. And the second option is the one I like best. Hm. But, that's something I've just come to expect from their company, as ridiculous as that is. But then I started looking for a shirt for Boyfriend...
Men have a ton of stuff to choose from, which seems a bit unfair but since the stereotype is that men are more inclined to like sports and what not I ignored that. But men have got two choices of short sleeved t-shirts, a long sleeved shirt option, a hoodie AND pajama pants. Once we decided on a shirt for him I looked at the sizes and was confused that it only went up to XL when normally they have plenty of larger mens sizes...
And then I noticed the tabs above the options. The one that was selected read "regular" and then next to it was another tab that read "big." What? So, I clicked it and sure enough, that's where the XXL was. But, that's all what was there. Which means they wrote a separate code for ONE thing. Am I the only one that thinks that is just a bit ridiculous? I hope not. Take a look for yourself here.
Pair this with the fact that when they were selling swimsuits this year the plus size suits were double the prices of straight sizing... It just seems like a bit much to me. But I'm not an expert on this, so what do ya'll think?
