Dec 17, 2025
“I would do anything to be a carefree pirate with you”
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“I would do anything to be a carefree pirate with you”
head in hands, me trying to describe the sluttiest outfit I can imagine that Shanks would wear and. I can't imagine it. Shanks. why are you like this.
Haha yes, crazy child that I have known for almost a year now and have every reason to suspect is about to do something stupid! Let me see what you're going to do with that knife!
You: Mihawk is approaching from the west!
Beckman: Fucks sake
Shanks: 🗣️PLACES EVERYONE
*absolute chaos breaks out! You stand with Beck watching*
You: What the hell is happening?
Beckman: A disaster that’s what
*speakers blasting/ Shanks appears in a wedding dress with mic in hand*
You: *confused* He looks…good?
Beckman: It gets worse
Shanks: *Performs It’s All Coming Back to Me Now*
*Mihawk immediately turns tf around*
Shanks: Follow that man!
You: Beck?
Beckman: Just go with it, Sweetheart🗣️TURN THE SHIP BOYS! BOSS’ ORDERS