oh man oh man oh man THIS IS GONNA TAKE ME AWHILE TOO
1. born bob dylan - the veronicas
if i shared all of mewould you run away?if i sugarcoat what i had to say in poetrywould it make you stay?
2. san francisco - the mowgli’s
i’ve been in love with lovethe idea of something binding us togetheryou know that love is strong enough
3. short movie - laura marling
i got up in the world todaywondered who it was i could savewho do you think you are?just a girl that can play guitari think i could get away with saying only half what i say
4. i blame myself - sky ferreira
i'm just a face without a choicea choice you'd never like to guess what i think above the shouldersten years old without a voicei feel like nothing's really changednow i'm just a little older
5. girls like girls - hayley kiyoko
always gonna steal your thunderwatch me like a dark cloudon the move collecting numbersi’ma take your girl out
6. you call me a bitch like it’s a bad thing - halestorm
can't get your way so you're angryi think we know the restget it off your chesti don't give a shiti love it when you call me a bitch
7. bright - echosmith
did you see that shooting star tonight?were you dazzled by the same constellation?did you and jupiter conspire to get me?i think you and the moon and neptune got it right'cause now I'm shining bright
8. hurricane - halsey
i’m a wanderessi’m a one night stand...i’m the violence in the pouring raini’m a hurricane
this one is going to be so fun i’m about to do some. RESEARCH
the usual suspects, 1995 - his favorite movie OF ALL TIME hands down. he loves the cast, he loves the plot (if u have seen the movie u know why). it’s the movie that made him want to get into screenwriting in the first place.
young frankenstein, 1974 - his favorite comedy. he already thinks mel brooks is brilliant, but this movie never fails to make him laugh with its wit.
vertigo, 1958 - alex will swear up and down this is hitchcock’s best movie. he thinks it’s the perfect psychological thriller, and he always praises the camera trick hitchcock uses to demonstrate the main character’s acrophobia.
pan’s labyrinth, 2006 - he’s a huge fanboy of guillermo del toro in general, he also loves the hellboy movies. he just thinks it’s a beautifully written, wonderfully made, twisted ass movie.
from hell, 2001 - there’s nothing like, outstandingly special about this movie. alex just loves johnny depp and he thinks a movie based around jack the ripper is pretty cool.
hook, 2001 - his favorite childhood movie. no great meaning behind it other than that.
modern times, 1936 - a huge fan of chaplin, he considers this movie to be one of his favorites simply because of how iconic and impressive it was for the time. plus, it’s a brilliant movie despite all that.
v for vendetta, 2005 - it’s just a great movie with an even better message behind it.
the truman show, 1998 - alex thinks it’s one of the best plots for a movie ever written. plus, he loves almost every jim carrey movie that exists, and though he prefers his comedy roles, he can’t deny that this is easily one of, if not, his best.
💔 (it is the actual fallwolfe plot, sooooo any of our other ships you wanna do!)
WILDER + WESTON
"West.” The utterance is spoken before Wilder has the moment to process the situation of which he has found himself in. How long has it been? He can’t even remember the last time he’s seen the other male. Things ended between them years ago. But surely enough, after all this time, that’s Weston Ford standing only a few feet away. The same Weston he had bumped into one Friday night at a frat party. The same Weston he engaged in a casual relationship that was meant to be just that--casual. But, of course, Wilder was foolish enough to let himself fall for him. And is inevitably the reason things had crashed and burned for them. He had wanted nothing more than for things to work between them, to be the reason Weston could be happy and find comfort. But it would be nothing but wishful thinking. Weston wasn’t ready to find love. “I had tried to get ahold of you for months. It’s, uh--it’s good to see you.”
all of dem :) every time i do these i get progressively snarkier as each ship goes by lmao by the time i get to the last one i’m just……..done
jilo – jd & milo
Who cooks: milo most likely he loves to make jd foods he loves bc jd studies so much and he wants him to be happy after a day of studying
Who does the laundry and other chores: ……jackson dean of course IM SURE MILO DOES THINGS OCCASIONALLY BUT I’D SAY JD DOES THE MAJORITY
How many children do they have: two!!!!!! aspen genevieve and caspian marshall winter :)
Who’s more dominate: sexually, jd but personality wise, milo
Favorite nonsexual activity: i hate this question iVE ANSWERED IT BEFORE JUST SPENDING TIME TOGETHER BC THEY’RE SO FRIGGEN ATTACHED AT THE HIP
Their favorite place to be together: DURANGO:) HOME:)
Any traditions: going to aspen in the fall/winter!!
Their “song”: you are in love by tswift:)
What they do for each other on holidays: just buy each other presents tbh nothing super special, but the holiday season is just always special for them so i imagine they have a lot of date nights
Where did they go for their honeymoon: bora bora!!
Where did they first meet: ENGLISH CLASS FRESHMAN YEAR:)
Any pets: yes they have their three-legged husky named duke, the orange tabby cat principessa, and a white west highland terrier named wallace :) plus jd’s hedgehog helga
What do they fight over: jd studying too much, milo not taking things seriously enough probably
Do they go on vacations, if so where: YESSSS EVERYWHERE HONESTLY
st fox – sébastien and kennedy
Who cooks: ehhhhh they seem more like the let’s go out and eat type tbh
Who does the laundry and other chores: bash i feel like it very neat and kennedy isn’t necessarily messy or not even an organized mess either but he’s more relaxed and there’s definitely a difference in their environments
How many children do they have: one:) their little baby girl émilie kara fox
Who’s more dominate: ….idk man they both have their own qualities i think it’s a bit of an equal power struggle between them both…..bash is just more vulnerable
Favorite nonsexual activity: going on little exploring dates, and later on just having lazy morning together
Their favorite place to be together: omg idk their house probably
Any traditions: they prob go on a vacation at some certain point each year
Their “song”: aquaman by walk the moon of course
What they do for each other on holidays: PREZZIES AND SOMEHOW FITTING TRIPS TO BOTH FAMILIES
Where did they go for their honeymoon: i don’t remember……..idek if we talked about it tbh but i wanna say somewhere romantic like aruba or venice in italy
Where did they first meet: a photoshoot kennedy was interning at
Any pets: kennedy’s cats prince and petey and their black lab who we haven’t named but it starts with a p
What do they fight over: not nearly as much after they get together, but currently tons of little things
Do they go on vacations, if so where: yes………..it’s like their thing
bariksson - nick & heath
Who cooks: NICK nick NICK nick NICK nicholaaaaas
Who does the laundry and other chores: both of them but i feel like it ends up being heath moreso bc he’s bored when nick isn’t around
How many children do they have: FIVE CHILDRENS!!!! lukáš jakub, astrid klara, hunter filip, caleb erik, and nathaniel oliver bartlett :)
Who’s more dominate: nick i guess i don’t really think either of them are tho
Favorite nonsexual activity: um?????? i……don’t know I SUPPOSE JUST BEING THE DOMESTIC SHITS THEY ARE
Their favorite place to be together: ch-ch-ch-ch-czech republic
Any traditions: GOIN 2 CZECH ONCE A YEAR PROBABLY
Their “song”: hmmmmmmmmmmm budapest by george ezra bc they’d give everything up for each other lbr HEATH BASICALLY DOES
What they do for each other on holidays: nothing special u know BUT WOW IMAGINE THEIR FIRST XMAS TOGETHER ima text u rn
Where did they go for their honeymoon: i don’t think we’ve talked about this but i just googled some places and iMA BOOKMARK THIS TAB CAUSE IT’S GIVING ME SO MANY IDEAS WOW but i could see bariksson going to koh samui in thailand
Where did they first meet: a candle shop lmao
Any pets: a bohemian shepherd named kaiser for sure they prob get more tho
What do they fight over: not much???? they dont even fight when they’re “broken up” it’s just like….tense
Do they go on vacations, if so where: prob when they can but they’re perfectly happy to be w each other at home
jaxel - jagger & axel
Who cooks: LISTEN THEY BOTH PROBABLY SUCK AT COOKING jagger would be like ya i can make like………..pasta and axel’s like I CANT EVEN DO THAT SO
Who does the laundry and other chores: they both come from like ~humble~ backgrounds so they both prob do their own fair shares
How many children do they have: threeeeeee :) thaddeus elliot “teddy”, emiko brie, and kamilah riley cooper-grey :)
Who’s more dominate: IF I HAD TO CHOOSE IT WOULD BE AXEL
Favorite nonsexual activity: DATES dates DATES dates they loVE GOIN G OUT ON DATES
Their favorite place to be together: literally my answer is the same for every ship um? their apartment BRO or im sorry their ~flat~
Any traditions: NOT THAT WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THO IM SURE THEY DO AND IM SURE ITS FUCKING CHEESY AS FUCK LIKE GOING ON A DATE TO THE SAME PLACE ON THE SAME DAY EVERY YEAR
Their “song”: :) the way you look tonight :) by frank sinatra :)
What they do for each other on holidays: since it’s just axel n his mom they all prob go to jagger’s fam!!!
Where did they go for their honeymoon: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS LISTEN TO ME…….K E NYA
Where did they first meet: backstage after one of axel’s fights bc jagger’s best friend has a huge boner for him oops
Any pets: YIS axel has a weimaraner named rocky and jagger has a I THINK IT WASA BLACK LABRADOODLE??? i just remember its name is oswald
What do they fight over: axel voluntarily getting punched in the face for a career!!
Do they go on vacations, if so where: when they have time im sure they do but jagger travels a lot as it is so i imagine he prob just brings axel with him when he can
carton - carter & kingston
Who cooks: most likely kingston
Who does the laundry and other chores: again…..kingston idK I FEEL LIKE CARTER LIVES IN AN ORGANIZED MESS U KNOW
How many children do they have: one!!!!!! andrew zachariah hawthorne
Who’s more dominate: neither of them lol kingston’s more vulnerable for sure but i don’t think carter dominates him in any way whatsoever……nonsexually lol TAHTS PROB A DIFFER ENT STORY
Favorite nonsexual activity: kingston likes visiting carter at work once carter moves to ny
Their favorite place to be together: ANYWHERE THE OTHER IS
Any traditions: hmmmmm hm hm hm hm h mh mh m hm h m im sure they do esp having to do w kingston getting better
Their “song”: listen porcelain by marianas trench makes me think of them always
What they do for each other on holidays: i honestly dont think anything special lol they go back to washington………ye ah at least for a while u know until it’s like ok we’re staying in ny by ourselves
Where did they go for their honeymoon: prob somewhere cliche like hawaii
Where did they first meet: AT A WORK PARTY FOR THEIR PARENTS WHEN THEY WERE FOUR :)
Any pets: ????? wow we’ve never……talked abt carton having pets lol :/ ok
What do they fight over: DUMB STUFF KINGSTON IS A VERY SENSITIVE BEING
Do they go on vacations, if so where: i don’t see them as the traveling type tbh they prob go on a vacation like once a year if that
lirry - liam & harry
Who cooks: BOTHHHH harry likes cooking as is public knowledge or at least a fandom stereotype n it’s also no secret liam’s been on a cooking kick recently
Who does the laundry and other chores: probably……..harry
How many children do they have: four:):) savannah may, willa juliette, magnolia grace “maggie”, and colton james payne-styles :)
Who’s more dominate: NEITHER OF DEM they’re both dominant in their own ways
Favorite nonsexual activity: lol being on stage together!!!!!
Their favorite place to be together: HOME
Any traditions: ya know iM SURE THEY DO maybe we could say they like to go back to that fishing thing in oslo
Their “song”: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LUCKY BY JASON MRAZ AND COLBIE CAILLAT HAHaHA
What they do for each other on holidays: WELL NOTHING BEFORE…..BTU I MEAN ON C ETHEY’RE ACTUAL MARRIEDS LIKE…..IM SURE…………..they prob talk about doing something that isn’t materialistic
Where did they go for their honeymoon: they’ve been like -.- everywhere uM prob somewhere remote like an island
Where did they first meet: lmao……..the x factor
Any pets: again we’ve never talked about this tho i imagine they’ll have a dog and a cat
What do they fight over: tons of stuff probably but not anything serious ofc
Do they go on vacations, if so where: eh…..occasionally i mean it’s not like they NEED to but ya know once they’re out of the spotlight i’m sure t hey do and everywhere probably and reminisce abt DA GOOD OL DAYS
neo - noah & leo
Who cooks: leo for sure
Who does the laundry and other chores: LEO AGAIN NOAH IS STUDYING A LOT BUT IT’S NOT…..IT’S DIFFERENT FROM JD
How many children do they have: i wanna say two….. oH YES BROOK CHARLES AND AIDAN MICHAEL DAVENPORT
Who’s more dominate: nOAH BUT LIKE…….IDK IT’S A VERY SLIGHTLY TIPPED SCALE CAUSE LEO IS NOT AFRAID TO GET MAD AT HIM LOL
Favorite nonsexual activity: leo loves making noah do yoga:)
Their favorite place to be together: the gym LMAO
Any traditions: they’d be the type of couple to recreate their first date lbr theyre like slightly less cheesy than jaxel
Their “song”: u…m MICHAEL BUBLE’S COVER OF YOU AND I BY STEVIE WONDER
What they do for each other on holidays: this question…….THEY PROB SPLIT XMAS EVE AND XMAS DAY BETWEEN THEIR FAMILIES UNLESS THEY ALL FEEL LIKE TRAVELING OUT TO YORK OR LONDON
Where did they go for their honeymoon: somewhere warm and sunny pls london is so ugly weather wise
Where did they first meet: AT ZE GYM WHEN LEO WAS FORWARD AF AFTER THEY MADE HEART EYES AT EACH OTHER FOR LIKE A THOUSAND YEARS
Any pets: YIS noah has a bulldog named rooney and leo has a…..well initially calypso was a himalayan siamese cat but she’s gradually turned into a persian chinchilla which i personally feel fits better ANYWAY
What do they fight over: uh for a good minute there they fight over so much i FUCKING LOV E IT
Do they go on vacations, if so where: yeah but not like excessively or whatever just to warm places
alexey - alex & riley
Who cooks: ALEX
Who does the laundry and other chores: i feel like riley’s more likely
How many children do they have: I MEAN……YEAH……TWO BUT WE HAVE TO REDO IT BC OF THE FC CHANGE LMAO SO…… they have two for sure and one is definitely ariana grande and her name is a-somethin j-somethin but she goes by aj
Who’s more dominate: alexander bruh
Favorite nonsexual activity: GETTING 2 KNOOOO U GETTING 2 KNO ALL ABOUT UUUUU
Any traditions: tbh i don’t think we’ve talked about them enough for me to get a good grip on that
Their “song”: hmhmhmhmh say you like me by we the kings maybe???
What they do for each other on holidays: nothin special i imagine just like……going to each other’s family’s n stuff n things
Where did they go for their honeymoon: AGAIN………..IDK IF I COULD JUST DECIDE THAT FOR THEM
Where did they first meet: the bar where alex works
Any pets: PROBABLY ALL OF OUR SHIPS HAVE PETS
What do they fight over: omg…….nothin g they’r e perfect ALTHO OBV THEY DO LATER IF THEY END UP BREAKING UP FOR LIKE 2-3 YRS
Do they go on vacations, if so where: LIKE LITERALLY ANYWHERE RELAXING
jemmi - jac & emmi
Who cooks: mmmmmm jac probably
Who does the laundry and other chores: JAC FOR SURE HAHAHA
How many children do they have: tWO adam carmichael and ivy evangeline wulff
Who’s more dominate: EMMI OMG
Favorite nonsexual activity: i feel like jac likes to listen to emmi play music and just sit their all heart eyes and emmi likes the attention lol!!
Their favorite place to be together: well i mean if u asked jac she’d say something more sentimental but emmi would say between her legs
Any traditions: they’re the female equivalent of jilo yES THEY FUCKING DO
Their “song”: heart on fire by jonathan clay
What they do for each other on holidays: this is hON ES TLY SUCH A DUMBQUESTION TF KINDA ANSWER ARE THEY EXPECTING THEY DO WHAT COUPLES DO ON HOLIDAYS THEY SPEND TIME TOGETHER N BUY EACH OTHER SHIT DAMN
Where did they go for their honeymoon: damn they’d be good for kenya too but if not i could see like italy or paris maybe
Where did they first meet: when jac was placed in a higher level class in hs bc jac/jd are smart as shit
Any pets: as it gets to the end of this ask meme u can tell how these are our more unloved ships bc i havent had pets planned for the last like 3 and i wont have any for vanadler either
What do they fight over: lol well emmi is v sensitive and v uhhhhhhhhh what’s the word i’m looking for sPITEFUL so u know…..good luck w that jac
Do they go on vacations, if so where: yes why wouldn’t they i’m losing so much patience with this jUST ONE MORE SHIP
vanadler - roman & dakota
Who cooks: dakota lmao when is roman home NEVER
Who does the laundry and other chores: DAKOTER
How many children do they have: threeee amelia rose, shane archer, and bradley owen van camp
Who’s more dominate: roman lmao
Favorite nonsexual activity: okay but when roman is home that’s literally all they do
Their favorite place to be together: bed HAHA
Any traditions: REFER TO ALEXEY
Their “song”: just say yes by snow patrol
What they do for each other on holidays: REFER TO JEMMI PLS
Where did they go for their honeymoon: idfk man new zealand
Where did they first meet: HIGH SCHOOL……..IM ASSUMING
Any pets: i am iron man
What do they fight over: HAHA WHAT DON’T THEY FIGHT OVER wow i just fucking realized i forgot neo WOW THE FUCK DO U FORGET NEO i gotta go put them up under lirry for FUCKS SAKE I THOUGHT I WAS ALMOST DONE
Do they go on vacations, if so where: places yo everyone goes on vacations
