Hotness Chart: S
@kukakusuggestions (Kukaku Shiba)
Lots of scary lesbians woman in the “S” category, starting with this one. Not sure I can rate the older sister of the guy who BLEW UP MY PRETTY FACE with anything higher than a 5, so there.
@miyakosuggestions (Miyako Shiba)
Seems nice enough, despite sharing a surname with the pig-riding, dirt-magic moron who BLEW UP MY PRETTY FACE, so I’m guessing this one married in: 7
@yoruichisuggestions (Yourichi Shihōn)
Good hair, intense murderous eyes. A True First, like @niisama-suggestions, but far less stuck-up. 8
@yushirosuggestions (Yushiro Shihōn)
Smol version of above. Too young for hotness chart, so gets a N/A, though I suspect this one will grow up to be very handsome, indeed.
@shaolinsoifonsuggestions (Suì-Fēng)
Another scary lesbian woman who would probably murder me for looking at her cross-eyed. 6?
@szayelsuggestions (Szayelaporro Granz)
The smirk is disconcerting, but I like what the eyes are saying. I heard from Abarai that this one will stop a fight in order to change outfits, so that’s definitely in the plus column. 8
@ulquiorraschiffersuggestions (Uliquiorra Schiffer)
Eye (tattoos? Make-up?) very on game. Not sure about the bone helmet, but looks like there’s good hair under there somewhere. 8
@tsukishimasuggestions (Tsukishima Shūkurō)
I don’t know why, but this guy looks like he could be someone very important to me, probably someone I knew long ago. Not sure why I feel like that, especially since he has very a very @aizensamasuggestions‘s like squint. Probably he’s not good for me, despite the pretty hair: 7
@sogyonokotowarisuggestions (Sogyo no Kotowari)
The picture is cute, but I understand some kind of storm or lightning chant is involved, so I’m going to say that these two are probably far more dangerous than they seem. Never sure how to rate zanpakutõ spirits, because, really, am I going to date them? Anyway, these two are kids, so N/A
