#tsukishimasuggestions

[aizensamasuggestions]

I seem to be a day late, recently. Again, my apologies. Happy birthday to the FullBring, @tsukishimasuggestions.  

Ah, if only I had known of you. We could have been an unstoppable pair.

[yumichika-suggestions]

Hotness Chart: S

@kukakusuggestions (Kukaku Shiba)

Lots of scary lesbians woman in the “S” category, starting with this one. Not sure I can rate the older sister of the guy who BLEW UP MY PRETTY FACE with anything higher than a 5, so there.

@miyakosuggestions (Miyako Shiba)

Seems nice enough, despite sharing a surname with the pig-riding, dirt-magic moron who BLEW UP MY PRETTY FACE, so I’m guessing this one married in: 7

@yoruichisuggestions (Yourichi Shihōn)

Good hair, intense murderous eyes. A True First, like @niisama-suggestions, but far less stuck-up.  8

@yushirosuggestions (Yushiro Shihōn)

Smol version of above. Too young for hotness chart, so gets a N/A, though I suspect this one will grow up to be very handsome, indeed.

@shaolinsoifonsuggestions (Suì-Fēng)

Another scary lesbian woman who would probably murder me for looking at her cross-eyed. 6?

@szayelsuggestions (Szayelaporro Granz)

The smirk is disconcerting, but I like what the eyes are saying. I heard from Abarai that this one will stop a fight in order to change outfits, so that’s definitely in the plus column. 8

@ulquiorraschiffersuggestions (Uliquiorra Schiffer)

Eye (tattoos? Make-up?) very on game. Not sure about the bone helmet, but looks like there’s good hair under there somewhere. 8

@tsukishimasuggestions (Tsukishima Shūkurō)

I don’t know why, but this guy looks like he could be someone very important to me, probably someone I knew long ago. Not sure why I feel like that, especially since he has very a very @aizensamasuggestions‘s like squint. Probably he’s not good for me, despite the pretty hair: 7

@sogyonokotowarisuggestions (Sogyo no Kotowari)

The picture is cute, but I understand some kind of storm or lightning chant is involved, so I’m going to say that these two are probably far more dangerous than they seem. Never sure how to rate zanpakutõ spirits, because, really, am I going to date them? Anyway, these two are kids, so N/A

[aizensamasuggestions]

Thoughts on Shukuro Tsukishima? Also, he’s twelve centimeters taller than you....

I should pretend that I have no idea who this is, as I was locked safely away while he and his Xcution friends terrorized Kurosaki Ichigo and his gang in the Human World.

But, whispers have a way of reaching me here in Muken.

Fullbringers are… fascinating creatures, though not very well understood (or studied) by many of us here in the Soul Society–though perhaps @jushirosuggestions could offer some information? I understand he meddled followed at least one quite closely.

My point is, had I known more about the existence of this particular Fullbring… I daresay, that together, we would have made a very excellent team. 

I find it curious that you think I care how many centimeters this person has “over” me. You do remember that I worked with @nnoitra-suggestions? That Arrancar is 215 cm, without the heels. And Yammy Liargo stands at 230 cm.

Please, it’s not size, but power.

[aizensamasuggestions]

@tsukishimasuggestions, Happy Birthday (Feb, 4).  Happy belated to @byakuyasuggestions and Senbonzakura.

[aizensamasuggestions]

My my Aizen. It seems like you're dead, or maybe.... But do you want me to stab someone or something?

Dead? Seems unlikely doesn’t it, @tsukishimasuggestions?  After all, I have the little wishing stone,  @hogyokusuggestions, and I was still technically bound to Muken. So swept away or consumed by Yhwach? Not likely unless he used me to hide inside Muken... 

But, I mean, yes, I was last seen 10 years ago being enveloped by black Quincy snot™, but the ONLY person who thought @kyokasuigetsusuggestions was no longer in play was @yhwachsuggestions.

“Appears to have ended.”  And, “limit”?  I don’t mean to laugh quite so loudly, but obviously this Quincy upstart has no idea that my Kyoka Suigetsu once held the entire Seireitei in thrall for days on end, with no effort from me.  I never had to repeat a chant, nor did I even break a sweat. Limit?  I have yet to find the limit of my Kyoka Suigetsu.

So… yes, I APPEAR dead at the moment.

I also APPEAR to have been utterly forgotten by all of the Seireitei.

As has @ichigosuggestions and @uryusuggestions….

But carry on celebrating this happy day.  Don’t spare another thought about me or Kurosaki.

However, Tsukishima, if you see any of this?

STAB THE HELL OUT OF IT.

[aizensamasuggestions]

What about we both join forces together?

An excellent plan, Full Bring.

I’m rather fascinated by your power (though some of it’s intricacies confuse me). You’re the ultimate self-insert/Mary Sue, @tsukishimasuggestions, am I right?  Yet, somehow you created a past where Ichigo’s blade wasn’t broken. If you can change the past, I’m not sure why in living hell that stupid Ryoka boy didn’t bring you down with him instead of that useless, red-haired baboon.

Regardless, I suggest you hurry yourself to the battlefield.  I have a very bad feeling we may not have seen the last of @yhwachsuggestions (though nor has he seen the last of my tricks.)  

However.

If I’m somehow wrong, and he’s dead, you’d still be useful.

How about you insert a past into everyone’s heart where I have always been their beloved and benevolent Soul King? And, you, I don’t know, you can add yourself however you like.

Work for you?