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Well if anyone wants to help my gf & I to be able to eat anything tonight, it would be really appreciated. Being 25 & a lesbian seems to be working 2 PM to 11 PM to pay $1800 to live in a studio & try not to freeze/starve to death.

Cashapp: $cherrygothwitch

Venmo: MangoFuerteMel

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Guys

Can any of you guys who have lived in New York message me with your experiences? I need it for writing reference. Pls

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shapeshiftingpenis replied to your post: my parents are holding the better family car that...

Stick it to the man, but pls keep safe

i’ll do my best! thank you ( ᐛ )و

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I GOT TAGGED IN ANOTHER THING! BEST. WEEK. EVER.

THE RULES Tag the person who tagged you and let them know when you’ve finished. Answer the questions/tasks and then tag 20 people. Let the tagged people know they’ve been tagged.

mirrorbuttphan, you’re fantastic and i’m honored to do this tag! love you!

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Answer these questions:

GENERAL APPEARANCE:

1. How tall are you? 5′5″ i’m fucking asian yo. i’m short af.

2. What color and style is your hair? cut to my shoulders and it’s brown with a tint of red 

3. What color are your eyes? milk chocolate brown. i pull you in with deliciousness, then fucking drown you. 👍

4. Do you wear glasses / contacts? glasses, but only when driving.

5. Do you wear braces? NOT ANYMORE! FUCK YES. no i do not.

6. What is your fashion style? minimalist with neutral or dark colors.

YOU IN GENERAL

7. What is your name? Elle.

8. When were you born? April 18th.

9. How old are you? Old as balls. 21.

10. Where are you from/live now? ‘muerica. 

11. Do you have siblings? nope. only child...

12. What school/college do you go to? academy of art university

high school (?)

13. What kind of a student are you? insanely quiet. teachers loved me in high school. university? not so much.

14. Do you even like school? school is fucked up here in america, so no. i love learning though.

15. What are your favorite school subjects? science and literature

16. What are your favorite shows? steven universe, kitchen nightmares

17. What are your favorite movies? ratatouille!

18. What are your favorite books? anything be A. LEE MARTINEZ

19. What is your favorite pass time? netflix, youtube, baths

20. Do you have any regrets? BEING RELATED TO MY SHITHOLE OF A FATHER.

21. What is your dream job? designing makeup packaging.

22. Would you like to get married one day and where? no and no.

23. Would you like to have kids one day and how many? none. i’m so fucked up, there’s no way i’m bringing more people i can’t take care of into this world. adopting though.... i’m down for that.

24. Are you a girly girl, a regular girl or more of a tomboy? regular i guess. but isn’t that just about everyone?

25. Do you like shopping? can you fuck me? answer to both questions is YES.

26. What countries have you visited so far? 5 countries

27. What is the scariest nightmare you have ever had? bathroom monster.... transformer with a lion head trying to kill me.

28. Do you have enemies? no, but i have several people who hate me.

29. Who are your best friends? suk0shi-kitsune <---- she’s one.

30. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and what is their name? fuck me. bf/gf are useless to me right now.

I can’t tag 20 people because i don’t know 20 people on here, but here’s who i will tag:

shapeshiftingpenis suk0shi-kitsune city-of-angels08 ewolfie winchysteria rhetoricalcake lonelyhumanoid verymaryanna cleowho dahhboo heckanerdy scars--fade

AND I WANT TO READ YOURS (if you do it that is) LET ME KNOW GUYS! 😁👍

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, Lydia Martin, Isaac Lahey Additional Tags: Fluff, brief angst, Music, Singing, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe- No Supernatural, Insecure Derek Hale, Happy Ending Series: Part 11 of The Song Verse Summary:

Everyday Derek wonders when Stiles is going to leave him. It's not if but when. Well, Stiles has had enough of that and has decided to show Derek how he really feels about him.

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Help

Can someone please make me an 8tracks playlist cover because I'm a dumb fuck and I'm literally trying to have one that simply reads hot mess

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Lydia Martin Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent, Lydia Martin, Isaac Lahey Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Human, break up but not a real break up, Getting Back Together, Happy Ending, Accused of cheating, Humor, Funny, slight angst, One Shot Series: Part 5 of The Song Verse Summary:

Allison and Lydia have taken Stiles dancing to forget all about Derek but even though he's surrounded by all these pretty girls, all he can think about is Derek.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, The Pack (Teen Wolf), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Torture, Derek and Stiles are Mates, Dark Stiles, Kissing, Original Character Death(s), Inspired by Music, Established Relationship, Established Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Series: Part 3 of The Song Verse Summary:

Stiles isn't afraid to get information out of someone and if heads roll, so what?