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[cosmicmoved]

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃 / HERE ( @sharkapologlst​ )

“I don’t expect you to get it, not after how rude you were about Gummy.” Gummy is, of course, the custom-ordered Long Furby that once lived at the base of Tomo’s bed and now lives in the same spot on the bed in a spare room, after he decided it was freaking him out a little. In Tida’s probable defence, most people haven’t taken well to Gummy. If he recalls correctly, Minwoo’s first reaction had been to point at it and say, in a tone that could only be described as blasé, ‘that’s evil’ before managing to spill half a can of Coke onto Tomo’s bedroom floor. Chicken, his dog, has tried to attack it countless times. “A, yeah, it’s a collector’s item or else it’d be like half the price. Which is why I need you. To. Not. Judge.” He’s not oblivious to the dirty looks they’re getting but he’s certainly ignoring them; it’s not the first time he’s tried buying Sanrio goods in his Please Don’t Recognise Me getup. At least he’d pushed the sunglasses up to his forehead before entering the shop! Tomo lifts Hello Kitty from her pedestal and hops on his feet a little as he hoists her into his arms, flashing perfect teeth at Tida. It earns them both an even nastier look from the sales assistant but, if there’s something he’s gotten good at ignoring, it is the way other people look at him when he doesn’t believe he’s done anything wrong. Whether or not Tida shares his enthusiasm is not all that important, Tomo’s pleased enough for them both. (Although, he does decide against telling Tida that this is hardly the priciest piece of Hello Kitty merchandise out there.)

“Ooh, do you want something too?” he asks, whipping around to face Tida, eyes bright and sparkling over the top of Hello Kitty’s plush head. Dragging someone along with you to go shopping and then leaving them to stand around while you buy expensive dolls is kind of a dick move so the least he could do is make it a little worth Tida’s while, even if he didn’t seem to appreciate it the way Tomo did. He peers around the edge of the display, half-sneaking and all-arousing further suspicion from the assistant they’d been pissing off. “I could see you as a Gudetama kinda guy.”

[ofbesaid]

"if my Amazon package doesn't get here soon I'll kill god"

She’s seated in the corner of the couch, browsing through her “Recommended” from Amazon, not really looking for anything in particular since she has no intentions on buying anything. She clicks on a few random items, like an oil diffuser, some batteries and some dog toys for Moa. There’s some cute animal plush toys that she considers, but she decides that Moa doesn’t really need anymore toys, considering that she is quite the generous dog mother. She shuts her laptop, thinking it best to resist the impulse to buy things unnecessarily. Sighing softly, she stretches her legs out over the couch, lying on her side as she looks at Tida.

“Isn’t that a little extreme?” she says with a laugh, raising a brow at him. “It’s not like god is the one delivering your package! Besides, when did you even order it? Please don’t say five minutes ago…?” she looks at him accusingly, eye squinting slightly as she looks at him. “What did you order anyway, hmm?” Maybe it was something she that needed badly, too…

@sharkapologlst from a long lost meme, as per usual skfjndg

[kodo-kai]

@sharkapologlst -- LIKED.

    “IT’S YOU!”

    Akachan doesn’t really harbor bitterness like you’d expect someone of his attitude to. His anger goes as fast as it comes, and all of it is reserved for syndicate enemies, not random people who find him odd. The familiarity is why he bet on Tida’s car--and that’s why he’s throwing his arms around his shoulders roughly, double his money in his pocket, “YOU WON FOR ME!”

[localmagicalboi]

😊💔🌼

                               ✨ @sharkapologlst for SEND A SYMBOL TO FIND OUT SOME STUFF ABOUT VI'S VIEWS ON INTIMACY AND RELATIONSHIPS! still accepting.

😊 would my muse ever ask someone on a date?

vi is usually the one to always ask someone on the date first. santos is... an anomaly lmaaaooo. but virote’s always the first move maker. also, he has a more dominant side to him that just wants to get it over and done with. why would he wait for someone to ask him on a date???? tf. he’d just die alone then all things considered. i don’t know what it is about vi but for someone so terrified of relationships sometimes he sure does take the initiative.

i guess in his mind if he doesn’t take the lead then who will?

💔 what was my muse’s first heartbreak?

i guess his relationship w. anthony. you know the details on that.

but at this point he doesn’t give a shit. and he doesn’t consider it a heartbreak, but more like a lesson. so i guess he hasn’t experienced any heartbreak??? virote never really loved anyone before or after him sooooooo lol. i be tellin y’all hes a tough one to crack.

🌼 would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding?

virote has a big family so it’s gonna have a huge guestlist no matter what, but he doesn’t give a shit about wedding culture and the fuss that goes around it. at all. like yeah fairytale weddings are nice and all but they also feel like flexing for couples that have no depth and will end up divorced in 2 years. so yeah he doesn’t give a single fuck. he really wants something in the summer, preferably in a garden. in a small gallery with a beautiful collective of art would be nice, too. local artists with a vision that aligns with his own.

he just wants something tightly wrapped up in a neat little package without a bunch of fanfare. god he just doesn’t have the time or energy!

i think what happens after the wedding is important to him. aka the reception, joining of two families and celebrating. having fun. probably a little drunk. someone throwing up in a potted plant, inevitably.

and the honeymoon.

❝pls take ur corny disney shit and shove it. it's dumb.❞

- virote srisati one day, probably

[vilasamoliva]

@sharkapologlst -- ;

It wasn’t often you got someone who still remembered how to summon her--Vila Samodiva, the one and only, scattered in only the most remote minds of arcane intelligentsia and written word like a coveted secret. But, every so often, you had the most surprising of people cracking the code--or, cipher? Something like that. Svetlana blinked as she found herself manifested in a simple runic pentagram composed not of pig’s blood, but the requisite blossoms and flower crown, which--yeah, she was kinda crushing under her feet, but at least it smelled good. Pausing for a moment, the raven-haired woman blinked before glancing down, plucking the destroyed flower crown apologetically. 

“Whoops... Uh, hi?” So, this was the witch who had summoned her? By the lingering mystical ether, she could sense...a heavy lean towards aquatic magic, definitely on the lighter end of the spectrum. “Thank fuck, you’re a good one.” Because evil ones sucked royal ass. “Er--” Smiling wryly, she amended, “Svetlana. Or just Sveta. Or Svet. Guess this means I’m your familiar-ish not familiar? So, what’s your name, my dude?”

[seekesotsibteadmist]

@sharkapologlst

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   Saima gives a knowing stare at Tida, somewhat unamused by the fact that he’s clearly covering for something that he did. “You do realize that’s not reassuring at all.“ Their tone isn’t even worried per say, it’s just.. annoyed at the attempt to hide his actions.

“Listen, I am familiar with Lynxes and while bringing one home isn’t.. the worst idea since I’m good with animals and usually have a charm on my place to protect it from damage and all that. It’s still.. really thoughtless of you to do so without asking.“

A droll roll of the eyes. “I can’t guarantee that if you went out into the woods now that there wouldn’t be a mother Lynx looking for you. But that’s the situation you set up for yourself, honestly.“

[xonismsx]

extremely important mother son bonding time with @sharkapologlst

[nightscaped-archive]

"Uh, good luck saving anybody when you’re DEAD.” This dreadfully morbid sentiment is nicely finished off with Kael pointing his thumb downward and blowing a loud raspberry. Now, nobody can accuse Kael of not being up for a little danger but this is largely because he lacks any interest in avoiding risky situations; he doesn’t search for trouble, he just walks into it. More to the point, other things he lacks might include a death wish and, more to the point, any stake or personal interest in the question of aliens and the likelihood of the American government hiding them away somewhere. Why do Americans get to hog all the fun shit anyway? "What if you get shot, huh? You ever been shot?” His eyes widen. “What if you get shot by an alien?!”

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