#sharkmom

[scarlettohairdye]

Come get your hands on the first Shark Mom merch at Grab Bag 7: Absolutely Grabulous! These stickers will be in the VIP bags and available at will-call! Drink water! https://grabbag7.bpt.me #seabq #seattle #nerdlesque #grabbag7 #absolutelygrabulous #drinkwater #stayhydrated #sharkmom #stickers https://www.instagram.com/p/BtOtk8TnLm7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=w2sxyf8200v1

[upn-the-sky]

bEAUTIFUL WHITE SHARk111 Shizuma’s mom (and Shizuma)! She is so strong and independent that she conceived Shizuma, using parthenogenesis. Parthenogenesis, from the Greek meaning “virgin birth” is an odd quirk of embryonic development that allows female animals of sharks to give rise to offspring without a male genetic contribution – usually by a doubling of the egg genome to generate a new embryo with the proper number of chromosomes.   Who does need men seriosly? She doesn’t ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[upn-the-sky]

Sketches of lil Shizuma and his mom

[upn-the-sky]

Yesterday I wrote a fic, where suddenly appeared Shizuma’s mother. Here she is. Perfect Hoshigaki woman and shark-mom. She was expelled from the Mist’s official shinobi registry, so she works herself and more often outside the country.

[scarlettohairdye]

Nevertheless, she​ persisted (in being a great backstage caterer). #bechdeltestbq #sharkmom #PieWatch2017 #catering #icookgood #craftservices

[scarlettohairdye]

Bring it on, eclipse rush hour brush fire car accident hell traffic. My and my fancy knitting are ready for you. #alsomysnacks #sharkmom #stayhydrated #knitting #beads

[scarlettohairdye]

I have been hired to Shark Mom, and dammit, I'm gonna Shark Mom. #seabq #eccc #eccc2017 #guardiansofthesexy #sharkmom

[scarlettohairdye]

Today I made pesto with my home grown basil and ate it on my homemade bread and I'm about two more skills from renouncing society and moving to the woods to start my new witch life. #KitchenWitch #GardenWitch #SharkMom https://www.instagram.com/p/B2K0l8mn0td/?igshid=clg0c9bjm3m8