#sharnefarn

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sharnefarn replied to your post: “I feel like I’ve been run over by a truck, and said truck keeps...”:

You're not dying.

Pardon my French, but you're an asshole.

[sharnefarn]

Here's a quick beat I came up with while using the Auxy app. Give it a listen and let me know what you think.

[jesusismyhostage]

My Tumblr Crushes:

londoncallingsigh

sharnefarn

aweirdowearingamask

itsfunnytomemke

moviemeatloaf

wang-dang-sweet-poontang

thefuzzydave

startingwiththeridingcrop

humanpastiche

[jesusismyhostage]

The quote of the night

"It’s bad enough that you saw my friend pee, but you got off to it, and I don’t know that I want to talk to you anymore."

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sharnefarn replied to your post: “I just finished watching Boardwalk Empire...”:

I watched it too. I'm not crying though, I got something in both eyes.

Remember that conversation we had about a certain character? I was right!

[jesusismyhostage]

sharnefarn replied to your post:jeffrothehomo replied to your photo “My Tumblr...

I can hear Flair now: “Limousine Ridin’, jet flyin’, dick lickin’ son of a gun!”

Speaking of Ric Flair, I post three Flair-related posts and I lose two followers.  Ain't that some shit?  Apparently they didn't realize this is Flair country. 

[jesusismyhostage]

55, 56, 75

55. Most used phrased?

"I wasn't trying to be bitchy..."

56. Most used word?

Cut!

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

I don't recall ever starting any rumors, but I was pretty vicious in junior high and high school, so we'll just leave it at that.