literally what is wrong with them why are they like this
are they exes are they divorced did they have a one night stand are they friends with benefits are they benefits without the friends are they secretly married and just fucking with ryuunosuke's head were they the lead roles in romeo and juliet in college what ARE they
they pass each other on the street like "good morning mr. reaper" "good morning detective" and their blatant whatever-tension just decimates the street they're standing on and any unfortunate passerb
deadass the prozd tv-san and lamp-san skit it's THEM look at them sparks















