call me soro

satosugu supremacist | they/them | art and fanfiction | owner of @incorrect-league-of-villains | https://discord.gg/PuSmzJZ | dgs or dgs2 spoilers tags

[azumasoroshi]

hello chat i have at last published that The Constellations Are My Disciples fanfic i said i would publish a year ago! funny how this keeps happening huh

anyway this is a Mess but i have at least 5 chapters of mess basically ready to post so whatever. quantity over quality or something

[imatmywormrightnow]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[shinesurge]

Guys if you want queer shit written by queers on our own terms you're going to have to start seeking out weird independent media. I'm sorry that's the only place you can regularly find it idk what to tell you, we can't keep acting like there's nothing if we're not getting blockbusters and triple A titles or whatever it is we're waiting around for. The thing you keep saying you want is already being offered for free by one person making a passion project on the internet and you would both benefit enormously if you interacted with it instead of lamenting that the only options we have for representation are pandering afterthoughts from corporate shit

[fandomsandfeminism]

I say this with so, so much care: Real queer shit written by real queers can and will sometimes make you uncomfortable. That's one of the defining features of weird, independent queer media. And weird independent media more broadly. Art that comes from true individual passion and authenticity has edges and bite to it that mass market corporate products intentionally do not. Has a rawness that can offend.

You are allowed to feel uncomfortable about it. But don't ask for queers to self censor for your comfort.

[boccher]

how do you stick to a creative endeavour for more than 3 days at a time

[boccher]

lifelong depression has absolutely fried my brain everyone tells me "just do the thing you want to do and enjoy doing in order to improve at it" and i look at them like they're a fucking alien with unnatural powers

[boccher]

i tell them "you could not possibly understand how many times I've tried and failed to do that" then they look at me like I'm the alien. i guess i am the alien. living should not feel like such a burden to me

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[justnoodlefishthings]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24

[writingdose]

“I want to write a fic about this but I don’t think anybody will be interested in it” ummm hello excuse me ma’am what do you mean you don’t think anybody will be interested in it??? YOU. YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IT???? write it because YOU are interested in it and YOU want to write about it. fanfic writing should always be first and foremost about YOUR enjoyment, not other people’s.

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[caustic-light]

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

[afeelgoodblog]

Fantastic idea

[durnesque-esque]

Article about it here. 

[nougatto-archived]

what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in the city (bus rapid transit, train stations). Just removing highway alone isn’t going to make traffic better, the bigger part of the story is that they improved public transportation. And the current mayor wants to do more - cyclist lanes and reinstate a tram system

[azumasoroshi]

this wip is so fucking funny to me bc if anyone here has read The Constellations are My Disciples you know that it’s literally the most dogshit gooner bait overpowered attractive reincarnated teenage korean harem protagonist male fantasy webtoon ever like ALL the red flags and zero narrative stakes (and that sentence is a fascinating massacre of english descriptive word hierarchy)

but it has SUCH GOOD YAOI POTENTIAL AND THEY DONT DO ANYTHING WITH IT!! like you’ve got juhyeok the mc and varche the big bad that tried to end the world a few hundred years ago, and they killed each other but are reunited in their next life in which varche ends up stuck insude juhyeok’s sword and can hear all of his thoughts and is therefore his closest ally and the one he trusts the most, and it’s also revealed that varche wasn’t actually the big bad but was manipulated into doing so!! and he has no memories from before being placed into the role of big bad!!!

so you end up with these two guys who killed each other learning to find solace in that fact because no one else is on their same power level and the evil you know is better than the one you don’t. or like they COULD be that if they gave either of them a personality but alas i have to do it for them

like. genuinely unbelievable that there’s like 20 women surrounding juhyeok at all times but his gayass sword is the most interesting character. will misogyny ever end. well no none of the other male characters are interesting either LMAOO it’s literally just varche that has any sort of intrigue around him and his backstory (granted his human disciples did get their own arcs, but then they got demoted to waifu bait that are only relevant when convenient) it’s so stupid and he only appears like once every 30 chapters to be like “hm i am having a thought” and then disappear like what the fuck are we doing guys. why are all the other chapters just everyone sucking juhyeok’s dick PLEASEEEEE progress the plot so i can stop reading this shit AHGFJFHMDJGHD

and unrelated to juvarche but i think it just got revealed in one of the latest updates that juhyeok’s loli disciples had just reached 18 when he died (they became constellations aka immortal) and the fact that they’re all in love with him several hundred years later just icks me the fuck out like he was ~30 in his old body but now he’s 17 with a 30 year old brain and no merging of consciousness like with aqua from onk and it’s just like…why….what even is this

in any case i lose several braincells reading the webtoon whenever ad pass updates purely to look for varche lore but i do it for the yaoi. there may not be a single ao3 fic on this webtoon but i’ll fucking make the first. for the yaoi. don’t join me i wouldn’t wish this webtoon on anyone

[protectingstucky]

one of my personal dabihawks headcanons is that they actually find each other HILARIOUS. like they're both one sarcastic comment away from hysterically snorting, but for obvious reasons they have to pretend they'd rather gouge their eyes out with a spoon every time they're in the same room lmao

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[zrqinn]

Fate

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[targetedknowledge]

[ryebreadgf]