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Lexi, on her third day without sleep: what if I made coffee with more coffee instead of water?

Madeline, unplugging the coffee machine: what if you didn’t

Lexi: why do you guys like being in the rain?

Juliet: I like splashing in the puddles!

Olivia: I’m trying to get hit by lightning

Lexi: where are you two going?

Juliet: to either get ice cream or commit a felony.

Lexi:

Olivia: we’ll decide in the car

Johnny, explaining the rules of hanging out around the Starks: okay, what’s the first rule

Olivia: don’t talk to any of them before they get their coffee

Johnny: second rule?

Olivia: if Lexi says no, ask Tony and bring him coffee

Lexi: JOHNNY WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING HER!?!??!

Lexi: don’t you think you’re overreacting?

Olivia: Yes, but that doesn’t really change anything.

Olivia: hey Johnny, could we go out and get some pizza?

Johnny: what did Lexi say?

Olivia: no

Johnny: then why would I let you

Olivia: because Lexi’s not your boss

Johnny: *this is a trap, this is a trap, this is a trap*

Madeline: why is Juliet crying?

Lexi: no reason

Olivia: nothing

Juliet: SOMEONE ASKED IF THEY WERE SISTERS AND NO ONE ASKED ABOUT ME

Lexi: and that concludes the plan for Juliet’s birthday party

Lexi: alright Livi, you’re up

Olivia, walking to the front of the group: now, let’s see how much you guys were paying attention

*kahoot music starts*

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