#shaw.george.bernard

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“Newspapers are unable, seemingly, to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization.” — George Bernard Shaw

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Motivational Posters (for Chris B, Darcy W, Andrew D, Natalie W, Annie O, Rebecca P, Charlotte P)

Guache on pages from Shaw, George Bernard. 1961. Advice to a Young Critic. Digit Books.  

Been thinking of:

Brian Eno & Peter Schmidt, Oblique Strategies

Yoko Ono, Grapefruit

Robert Macpherson’s dedications

Katherine Hattam’s works on paper

I WAS 40 WAGNER SHAPE THE NEBULA SO CALLED PROBLEM THE LITTLE THAT I HAVE IMMORAL IN THOUGHT PLEASANT PLAYS THE OLDER I GROW A SUNDAY OFF £100 MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF ALOOFNESS WORDS AS USUAL I DO NOT EVEN KNOW SUPERMAN IS DEPLORABLY SLACK PLUCK OUT THE HEART BE “THE D’S D” UNDER THE RED ROBE PLUNGED IN I AM SORRY I NEVER DEPARTED PANDA POSING THE SUBTLEST FORM OF ABUSE !!!! YOU NEVER CAN TELL SECURE THE AUSTRALIAN RIGHTS SOME DISGRACE THESE DUBLIN PEOPLE MAJOR BARBARA WRITTEN CONSENT AMATEUR BICYCLING’S A CAPITAL THING EXCUSE ME GIVING YOU GOOD ADVICE OVERWEENING LOVE PARADOX UTTER LUNACY I HAVE TO CONISDER THE EFFECT MAKE THE SUN PAY YOU AMATEURS ARE AMATEURS IT HAS SPRUNG YOU ARE NOT CORRECT ON THE GROSS A SAVOY OPERA A FINAL LOOK I CANNOT TAKE JOHN BULL OF GIVE-AND-TAKE IMPOSSIBLY GO PROVE A SUCCESS MAKE A BLAZING FOOL OF YOURSELF BE IN BED INSTEAD OF CLATTERING PLAY THE HERO THE ACCIDENT HAPPENS DUST LIKE TEMPLAR THERE IS NO PLOT COOL AS A CUCUMBER AU CONTRAIRE DIRTY LINEN HIS DULCINEA THEY ARE ALL WRONG MARRY YOUR LANDLADY’S DAUGHTER