#she expected better

[therulerofallpotatos]

Every new boyfriend is going to be compared to Tyler now. Some guy will be dating Wednesday and just be after her money and she'll be dissapointed like: You know, my ex Tyler sacrificed me in a dark ritual on the blood moon.

Her newest date will kidnap her and take her to a secondary location and she'll sigh because: Tyler hung me up from the ceiling in manacles when he kidnapped me. I couldn't pick the lock until he'd left and his incompetent partner left me on the ground.

[1kook]

real talk this is such a jorny blog 😐 gonna start rehabilitating all of u bc this is not what Beyonce wanted from us ......

[authorgirl1111]

“Only a complete moron would let something eradicate all of humanity.” The dark haired slayer said. 

Spike glared at the girl with long curly black hair even as hid from the Slayer. What did she know. They were evil! It was their job to do evil.  

“They are vampires, evil is kind of their MO. Lizzie” 

“I said moron, not evil.” Lizzie said. “Seriously. This is a stupid decision.”

“IDK vampires hate humans. Getting rid of them seems kind of next step.” Xander said. 

“If all we were just bugs under their shoe that would make sense. But most vampires eat humans. They find eating animals to be completely beneath them. So like congratulations morons, your culling your own food supply for absolutely no reason ensuring that in a few years - possibly less- you’ll be eating animals anyway.”