#she's 50

[runawaybouqet]

my aunt is staying over and the first time she got a call since she came to our house she went "OH MY GOSH. HOLY SHIT PEOPLE WANT ME".

[tieflingbi]

my mom is in the hospital, probably a stroke but they can't say for sure until they run some more scans tomorrow. i just made some calls and notified the immediate family and now i can only wait and i don't know how to process any of this

[bageltastic69]

My mother does not know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

The American schooling system has failed her

[infamousmissquinn]

//flesh for fantasy//

[silverkleptofox]

The best thing I've ever heard in an interview

"I'm legally required to ask you, are you a devil-worshipper?" "Uh... Part-time."

[ashleyloreal]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQ27Oyzaiw)

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

[evilbjork]

hey guys, it’s bjork’s birthday 

[anxiety-and-bees]

OMG my mum just said that Bowie is awful noise. I feel so betrayed right now.