anxiety and bees

Charlie/37/omniromantic asexual/nonbinary/disabled/multi artist @oakdeer-studio

[anxiety-and-bees]

Them: so do you have any kids?

Me: no, I actually don't-

Them: *interrupting* well you're still young, you'll have plenty of time to have kids!

Me and my fresh hysterectomy scars: ..well about that!

[neenarchive]

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

[neenarchive]

it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!

[neenarchive]

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

[marlynnofmany]

It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.

[beemovieerotica]

omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there's a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just...stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

"god....grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy"

[beemovieerotica]

[anxiety-and-bees]

Quails look like they were supposed to be librarians, but then evolution had other plans

[catasters]

[sighinastorm]

God's perfect killing machine.

Idiot.

[ok-craig-ofthe-loud-tales-go]

God's perfect idiot

[ryan-sometimes]

The amount of time that the Ancient Egyptian civilisation lasted is just so mind boggling. It lasted over 3000 years. That's such an insane amount of time. It ended around 30BC meaning that it will only be extinct for as long as it existed in around 950 years. Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of bitcoin than the building of the pyramids of Giza. They were already ancient to her. What the fuck

[crazy-pages]

We have a records from the time of Ramses II of ancient Egyptians doing archeology on monuments that were already a thousand years old to them.

[weaselle]

ancient egyptian archeologists. ancient egyptian archeologists. excuse me i have to go lay down and think about things

[10april]

[vero-niche]

[stagemanagerssaygo]

The BBC is releasing over 16,000 sound effects for free download

The BBC is releasing over 16,000 sound effects for free download

The BBC have released their incredible, expansive library of bizarre and obscure sound effects, all available for free download.

[wearemage]

THIS will be sooo good for my soundboard. Those online sessions are about to become even better :D

First music, then voice modifiers… Now this. Perfect.

Also, I’m pretty sure it can be used for a lot of other activities.

[musicalhell]

Yay, no more Soundbible!

[the-pun-jukebox]

Yellowstone National Park share a massive catalogue of ambient sounds

Yellowstone National Park are in possession of a treasure trove of ambient samples which they've released into public domain for your sampli

[stagemanagerssaygo]

The direct link: https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/photosmultimedia/soundlibrary.htm

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

For any content creators who’d like it!

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[southernbitchface]

Watch this and be blessed

[taviacw]

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

[foxsketch6543]

I am blessed… ;3;

[aseriouscomedian]

[montereybayaquarium]

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

[noxfauna]

dip moon like cookie

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

[katsdisturbed]

Stuff like this is why I am still on this site.

[o-kurwa]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

[memewhore]

[fredbydawn]

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

[fredbydawn]

I hope this clears things up

[arcsin27]

What the fresh fuck

[onenicebugperday]

Giant earthworms, Martiodrilus sp., Glossoscolecidae

Found in South America

Photo 1 by hydaticus, 2 by lidatru, 3-4 by gaudettelaura, 5-6 by dkirschke, 7-9 by a-j, and 10 by chziemke

[onenicebugperday]

Just a reminder that this is a Bug-Positive Zone and if you don’t have anything nice to say about the big beautiful worm then make your own post and stay off of mine ☺️

[funnytwittertweets]

[itsc]

whats my gender, you ask? *i turn and continue to pick up cool rocks. im never going to answer your question*

[starfoozle]

Well this is a new one.