#she's 9

[wanderlustsolitude]

Just spent the last hour or so reporting fanart on DeviantArt that depicted Ib and Garry together, in the disgusting sense. I may now sleep peacefully.

[vitch-with-v]

Im pretty sure my dog developed attachment issues cuz she was NOT like this

[baellielurk]

since i have important blue internet checkmarks now that mean absolutely nothing but are funny as hell, allow me to show the internet what is truly important

[horrorhouse]

TL;DR - Asshole rock singer (who also co-hosts a podcast with Jeopardy’s resident asshole Ken Jennings) has a hungry 9-year-old daughter. He’s too preoccupied with his jigsaw puzzle to help her open a can of baked beans with a can opener she doesn’t know how to use. He points out the cupboards are bare so this is really the only thing available to her. Instead of showing her how to use the can opener and help her, he allows her to fidget with it for SIX HOURS until she figures it out and gets it open, because somehow he thinks this is a teachable moment and the right way to parent.

But don’t worry . . . she had a full breakfast. 🙄 

[weldnas]

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[nachosforfree]

!! I'm a year older than u jay!! hehe that means ur babey sorry I don't make the rules

I'm not babey >:(

[angelsfalling16]

Let’s play a game of how fast can I out myself while trying to explain to my little sister that you can you they/them pronouns even though something/someone isn’t plural

[hartwinorlose]

over the weekend i saw pet sematary. as a disclaimer, i haven’t read the book and i haven’t seen the prior version of this movie so i went into it blind except for the trailers

i wasn’t really impressed

i didn’t have a sense of scale for the movie, so i never knew what point of the story we were at, which made it go by faster but it also meant that i kept wondering when the movie was really supposed to start. as it turns out, what i thought was the starting point was more like 1/3 of the way through the movie, so the ending was really jarring to me

my main problem with this was the fact that the villain was a nine year old girl. like... i’m not sure how grown men and women can’t beat a nine year old girl in a physical struggle (though apparently in the original, it was the younger son, which makes even LESS sense to me, so that’s a change i can appreciate)

other than that, there really wasn’t anything special about it to me. standard horror movie fare and since that doesn’t do much for me, this didn’t do much for me. skippable