#she's cray

[charliebattinson]

Twitter is such a great place to look at someone else’s drama lmao 

I’M LIVING

[stallingdemons]

Update.

My dog is now understanding that it’s me walking through my front door and not some crazed dog killer. She’s still a little shit though. 

[incandescentsweetness]

I invited my cousin to my wedding, and his very vocal trump loving wife is coming too 🙃

[useless-lesbian-canadian]

I forgot how crazy Debbie is 😂

[cate-by-the-way]

I feel like pizza and milk is something my Mama has probably done for years. She mixes a lot of really weird things together and genuinely enjoys them. So, @rhettandlink, if y'all ever run out of weird food combos, I can call up Kathy. Trust me, there are some weird "recipes" she can share.

[recklessadventures]

My grandma is convinced that everything I eat is on health level 1000 so today she peered over at my mug and said "what super healthy drink is that" and I stared at her for 10 seconds before I could say "it's coffee."

[carmillicious]

Omg

[taylurkswiftt]

I'm well aware that this is not a talent...but it's like the only thing I can do.

the most awarded female artist of the century and only woman to win album of the year at the Grammy’s twice, y’all (Vogue Magazine, 2016)