#she's trapped

[bleach-trash]

Tetoaster

[gurguliare]

snot otter

[whatwakes]

i used that still of mdk on my new about page as though karen has ever, in her entire life, looked as sleek, as hot, as put-together as S does. i’m setting up false expectations honestly. the only two days karen remotely approached that level of striking personal style were her wedding day and the day she signed her divorce papers

[spacednp]

The phandom rn

[wongkarwine]

the cycle of domestic abuse playing out exactly the same in real housewives of beverly hills between Taylor & Russell in 2011 and in the secret lives of mormon wives between Jen & Zac in 2024... both circles of friends end up endangering the lives of the abused partner

[shojojidais]

[snufflesmajor]

@chasingxprongs replied to your post “@chasingxprongs replied to your post “…” you’re killing me today ...”

I'm sorry, I'd help you out there, but I'm fucking DEAD.

You’re not bloody sorry at all. And stop acting like it’s my fault!

I’m not the one who had decided to fight the bloody Dark Lord without a wand. I know Evans didn’t like you hexing people for fun, but Potter, there is a time and there is a place for sorting things out with words, and when Voldemort is on your doorstep it isn’t time to go off and prove to your wife that you’ve matured. Or whatever other nonsense.

I bet you did the hair thing before she ran off, didn’t you?

[mumblingsofmylife]

When your friend thinks she might be raped and asks you to be around for the next 30 minutes in case it happens so she can have someone there. And you can’t fucking do a thing to help.