she sent me a selfie
I immediately checked my phone
screamed and threw up
i bounced off the walls and combusted
frothed at the mouth like a rabies infested dog
started audibly cheering
i texted her back calmly and definitely was completely nonchalant and cool about it (totally, just trust me)
#sheaintevenknowit ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)
















