#sheepybee

[hurryupmerlin]

have you met my dog

[the-thorster]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. get to know your mutuals and followers! ✨🍄✨

1. seeing a friend i havent seen in a long time

2. soft cat belly

3. silly little bts videos

4. when someone rly loves something i gifted to them

5. finally seeing an artist live that i've waited for for a long time

[hurryupmerlin]

I'm obviously gonna send you questions! 5. Lan Sizhui, 17. Xue Yang (because you like this little stink man), 10. Wen Ning (because he is precious), 8 Jin Ling (just kidding I know the answer) and of course the most important question: 23. Fairy

Looks like I have to marry you after all(AND YES I LOVE MY LITTLE STINKY GREMLIN MAN, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL)5. Lan Sizhui: What is your most favorite childhood memory?You ask me this, a person who can’t even remember what she did yesterday?!I have only like 5 memories from back then and most of them are somewhat traumatic or negative or at least somewhat tinged at the edges.

But um... I think my favourite one is the whole story of how I got my first own dog. Who was a horrible, horrible creature and therefore absolutely perfect for me. The sheer ordeal my mother went through asdfghjkl I am so sorry(Or the story how I fell down a ditch in the forest and sliced open my leg cos I still got that scar and looking back the comedy of the situation is undeniable. I dunno which of those 2 memories rank on 1st place)17. Xue Yang: On a scale of 1 - 10, how jealous are you?I’m going for a solid 7 (I am literally eaten alive by jealousy, but there are so few people who I care about that it doesn’t show too much I think/hope??)10. Wen Ning: What is the vegetable you dislike the most?All bulb plants. Leek is the devil’s whip

8. Jin Ling: Are you a dog person or a cat person?Um... *nervously dries sweat off forehead with my dog trainer certificate*23. Fairy: Woof?*narrows eyes* nooo way! Tell me more about it!(Ask me more if you like)

[203y]

the gif of the fingering ladies in the bathroom is from the tv show Submission from S01E02

FUCK yes thank you lmfao i almost forgot what this was in relation to, hell yeah god bless u for the Sauce 

[hurryupmerlin]

@sheepybee

So... about that Sterek fic you told me about, the one where they’re kinda paired up because ??? they gotta fight idk?? - i forgot the entire plot - and there’s some tower-like upgrade system idk???

Anyway links or it didn’t happen

[hurryupmerlin]

@sheepybee​ said:

Hahahaha this is very funny to me but you will see why in the next few days...or maybe you won't

what the frick did you do, I am calling the police

[hurryupmerlin]

for the OC thing again I would like to know nr. 32 and 34

(ref to this game)

34 I’ve answered here before.

32. Do they have a go-to story in conversation? Or a joke?

(It’s your own fault that I can make stuff canon and you told me about testosterone-driven sheep.)

Avinion, being old as fuck as he is, used to live in a time where everyone had livestock. And his family especially had hundreds of sheep. Since the day Av complained to Vincent about the unbearable noise the sheep and especially the rams would make, Vince wouldn’t let it go. So, whenever Av needs to be cheered up, Vince will bleat out of nowhere and nudge his head against Av’s shoulder. And sometime’s it’s even enough just to say “a. lot. of. sheep.” with a straight face, to make Avinion smile again.

[hurryupmerlin]

Uuuuuh Secrets of your past I want to know 6 and 31 And B

Why are you making me think about my OCs at almost 1 am on a work day 

6. Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?Vincent: Will respect the law as long as the law respects the ones he lovesAvinion: Makes the law.

31. Who are they the most glad to have met?Each other.

B) What inspired you to create them?Kinda answered this in my last reply, but… no, I don’t think there’s a deeper reason. Just gay vampires and my prison kink.