#shellverse

[pearl-addison]

WOAH SHELL NOW THE ADDISONS *YOU* HATE ARE BACK DOWN THE STREET, THESE ARE PEARL'S ADDISONS

🐚 YES, I AM W3LL [Awareness] THEY’RE HIS.

🦪 Then why the [Fifty Percent Off] are you trying to [Killed] them?!

🐚 TO [[Save]] YOU FR0M THEIR BETRAYAL!!

T-the fuck are you talking about?!

🦪 How do you know they’ll [Vacate Lot] me like yours did?!

🐚 BY THEIR VERY N4TURE, ADDISONS ARE MADE 2 ATTAIN [[Kromer]]. IF YOU FAIL AT THAT, TH3Y’LL [[Rejection]] YOU.

YOU WANT TO [[Become a Real Boy]] SO BAD, DON’T YOU?? EVEN WHEN THE1R VERY EXISTENCE [Programs] THEM TO BE GREEDY, SELFISH, BA5TARDS. I GOT MY [[Wish Come True]], BUT BOY DO I [[Refund]] IT!!

🦪 I… you…

🐚 YOU SEE MY PO1NT, DON’T U, KID??

*Pearl’s verbal response is only after he tackles Shell off of Click and wrestles him a safe distance away from the Addisons.

🦪 …I won’t let you kill my [Family].

[pearl-addison]

oh god.. im sorry for all that, pearl. this is the hard part of being faced with a future version of you- things you learn that you didn't know about before..

in this case, being delivered prophecies. albeit, in this case.. ones that aren't exactly fully set to come true.

not in the way the prophecy wants them to, anyway.

I… I’ve heard about the prophecy, I think. Not to… that level, though.

You- where?!

I-i… it’s nothing!

Do you think I can’t hear you? I certainly haven’t heard anything about any prophecies before now!

I-i don’t have to tell you where I heard it! And I… I didn’t know that Tenna was going to-

He- he isn’t doomed! The one we knew survived!

But what if it dOes haPpEn to tHe one heRe?! O-or any oTheRs?!

Pea- Spamton, I don’t know what’s going on either. But that’s all in the future. You don’t need to worry about all that.

But… if I don’t worry now, I’ll have to worry later…

Then save it for later! If all you do is worry about the future, you’ll just be miserable, and you can’t… you won’t be able to do anything!

And I… I want to be able to support you! It hurts so much when you’re worried and I can’t do anything about it!

I… I don’t know how to tell you about…

I know it’s scary. But… please, please don’t feel like you have to hide things from me.

…okay.

[pearl-addison]

..ok. for clarification's sake shell. the tenna pearl and vid know is from after your. Coughs. Divorce. and he's since learned about what happend to you after you split.

he, notably, does not want that to happen to pearl.

🦪 Yeah I swear, he’s really nice!

🐚 BUT… Y [[Care Package]] A8OUT H1M WHEN HE’S GOING TO GOING TO GOING TO

🦪 …going to die? He’s still [Operating].

🐚 H HE IS??? WHATEVER, I DON’T WANT HIS [[Thoughts and Prayers]]!! AND I SAY YOU STILL SH0ULDN’T [Put your trust] IN ANY OTHER HANDSOME [[Trash Heap]]!!

🦪 …Can you admit when you’re [Wrong Answer]?

Wow, you called Tenna hot in the middle of shit talking him. That’s kinda impressive.

[pearl-addison]

ah, well, anyway. pearl's been warned a fair amount by multiple people to be careful with the choices he makes, and some of those people have even offered refuge for if the worst were to occur.

though uh, if shell exists.. we have to ask if the universe shell is in was from a timeline before or after pearl met people outside of his world.

🦪 Yeah, like Tenna.

*Shell scoffs at that.

🐚 I'M GUESSING U MEAN OTHER UNIV3R5ES, NOT DARK WORLDS?? IF SO, THEN [Negative]!!

🦪 Then... that might be what [Save Work] me, then...?

🐚 D0N'T [[Pause Download]] YET KIDDO. YOU'RE [[Friend Request Accepted]] WITH THAT D4MN [[Boob Tube]]!! EV3RYTHING IS HIS FAULT!!

Woah woah, what the hell did Tenna do to you? The one we met was a total sweetheart! Maybe a little emotionally unstable, but I don't think the one here would be any worse!

🐚 W0ULDN'T YOU LIKE 2 KNOW, [[Raid Shadow Legends]]??

WHAT THE HELL IS A RAID SHADOW LEGENDS?

🦪 Sigh... I'm glad I've been [WARNING], but... I hope that actually helps...

[pearl-addison]

not the first the shiny boy's been warned about mike!

WHO THE FUCK IS MIKE?

🐚 …

🦪 …

Can’t you say anything about it, Shell?!

🐚 HUH NO I DIDN’T HE4R ANYTHING JUST NOW!!

Uh- well, could you give a hint, Pearl?

🦪 …Oh right! Shouldn’t we be [GPS Tracker] for the others right now?

Yes, but- never mind…

🐚 YOU M3AN THE OTHER [[Install Ad Blocker]]??

🦪 Yeah, we think they [You have arrived] here somehow. You wouldn’t know where they are, right?

🐚 NOPE!! I… COULD [[Be Of Assistance]] THOUGH!!

🦪 T-that could be nice!

You sure about this? Alright…

[pearl-addison]

so. is anyoen gonna point out the obvious on what this means. you're in the future. shell is a spamton. shell is a spamton like pearl.

🦪 …oh. Right.

🐚 …

…SO!! YOU D0N’T WANT TO END UP MUTTERING YOUR [Lost Friends] NAMES AT THE BOTTOM OF A [Dumpster], EH?? WELL [[Seating For One]] YOU DONT NEED [[Easels]] OR [[CRTs]] AND YOU D3FINITELY D0N’T NEED [[MIKE]]!!

…Mike…

…who’s Mike?

*Pearl shrugs. Vid passes off his obvious anxiety as just worry over ending up like Shell.

[pearl-addison]

i'm.. not fully certain, but i have a suspicion on this situation at hand..

..shell, you weren't ever an addison, were you?

🐚 HUH?? WHO’S TH3RE??

🦪 Oh right, that’s the voices!

I get them too.

🐚 OH. WELL THEY D0N’T NEED TO STATE THE [Obvious]!!

…WHY R YOU TWO LO0KING AT ME LIKE THAT.

You just… admitted that?!

🐚 QUEEN [[File Delete]] THOSE LAWS A LONG TIME AGO! I CAN BE AS [[Open Book]] AS I WANT!! NO NEED 2 [[Cutting Onions]] OVER IT LIKE PEARL!!

🦪 You’re… like me.

🐚 …YEAH. SO??

🦪 I’ve never… I’ve never known another…

🐚 …

[pearl-addison]

hey so you remember how apple and also fuzz's spamton were all fucked up

…so uh, what the hell did happen to you anyway? I couldn’t recognize you as my brother, .

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE 2 KNOW [[The Secrets to This Amazing Transformation]]?? MAYBE IF Y0U WERE YOU WERE TH3RE TO [[Help me! Ow! Stop! Help me! It burns!]] IT WOULDN’T HAVE H4PPENED!!

T-this isn’t the [First Time Visitor] I’ve seen something like this. And boy does it make me worry…

Maybe Bowie set my standards too high. But still, I’ve never heard of feather loss to this degree. And I have no idea what possessed you to slather your crown feathers in motor oil!

THAT’S JU5T BECAUSE WHEN YOU’RE LIVING IN A GOD DAMN GARBAGE CAN, [Personal Hygiene] ISN’T YOU’RE FIRST PRI0RITY! AND THE OIL IS THE PATENTED SPAMTON STYLE!!

…I don’t think you can afford a patent if you [Living Spaces] in garbage.