#shepperoni

[omegastation]

shepperoni replied to your post “yeah i'm currently doing a shakarian playthrough of the trilogy, and...”

ngl, I'm a diehard shakarian fan but i literally cannot stand drama and character bashing garbage, so I'm rly fussy about who i follow. if anon wants a list of good, non-toxic, friendly shakarian blogs, i can certainly recommend a few! because lord knows i can't stand those shipper war freaks.

this would be very welcome!

[turians]

5 Things Meme

I was tagged by @smartarsedlittlefcker!! Thank you dear!!

I’ll tag @kyraktos @saiilormoon @shepardead @celestialgoth @shepperoni (i wasn’t joking when i said i’d tag u in everything 😈)

5 things you can find on my blog

Mass Effect

Saints Row

cats

Writing Prompts

Uhh???

5 things you can find in my room

Origami Curtains

Pokemon garden pokeballs

N U R S I N G   P A P E R S   E V E R Y W H E R E

A wedding bouquet

Funkos!!!

5 things I always wanted to do

Swan dive into the ocean looking all aesthetic

Paraglide on a clear day over the ocean

Attend a black-tie formal gala party

Get a tattoo!!!

Not be anxious lmao

5 things that make me happy

Indulging myself in Sims lmao

Not going to clinicals

Driving!!

Shopping

Being at the beach

5 things on my to-do list

Figure out how to do this fucking DAR thing

Study

Study

Get a job

Study

5 things you may not know about me

I literally have no medical conditions at all. Well, except for flat fleet but,

If it wasn’t obvious enough already, I really like going to the beach

I’m kinda stealing this from @smartarsedlittlefcker, but I used to do ballet in my younger years. Then I quit because i have no rhythm whatsoever. Gymnastics was also a thing but that didn’t last either.

I can’t tell the difference between coke and pepsi?? THEY’RE BOTH SODAS WHAT’S THERE TO BE DIFFERENT.

I can’t whistle alksjdfks

[galpalaven]

shepperoni replied to your post “that twitter thread where that person got a voicemail that was...”

How are u gonna tell me about this and not add links 👀

here’s the tumblr post

[mervley]

You know the lil barn perch that cayde stands in on the farm? Money says he's fallen out of it at least once and landed on Hawthorne's deck

thanks for giving me this official bit of information from bungie officially i wholeheartedly accept this canon and official information

[antivanbrandy]

shepperoni please, please please please guys, if you have the...

Wait when you say partners, do you mean like girlfriends? Gay stuff? Bc if so I am Sold and I’ll head to gamestop right after work lol

loooord i wish. chloe and nadine dating is my end game headcanon and no one can take it from me, but they dont officially hook up on screen. nadine and chloe make a decision to stick together after the events of the game - they use the word ‘partners’ in a business sense, but i know i sure as hell feel like there’s romantic tension between the two of them. i had been so sure they’d end up together in the end, and i’m disappointed naughty dog didn’t just go for it (i mean come on, i had to sit through nate’s love life for four games, let chloe and nadine date jfc), but it was still a damn good game and i’m absolutely going to try and draw some ship art for my girls because i’m all heart eyes atm

[omegastation]

shepperoni replied to your post “Since it’s HACKETT (THE MAN THE LEGEND!!!!!!!!) WEEK, do you have...”

So, Hackett headcanons: 

- married, has a husband! And also several cats 

- likes to exercise, goes for runs every morning 

- crochets as a hobby. Will get slightly insulted if you refer to it as knitting lol 

- knew more about the situation with dr. kenson than he let on, and regretted not sending Shepard in with more info (both bc of the political fallout, and bc of guilt over how Shepard took the fall for it 

 Gonna add more later, I need my coffee rn lol

.... Hackett.... has a husband......... and several cats...................

also coffee is always important but yes come back with more :D

[omegastation]

shepperoni replied to your post “I think you're doing an amazing job with your blog and if someone...”

hard agree on all this. another one I've noticed that the ME fandom is particularly guilty of is the damn character deaths and sad endings in fic. Like please warn me!! I don't wanna read fic of a ship if it's gonna be a tragic ending, or a death, or hell, a breakup. I have enough to be depressed about irl without it being added onto, please tag that stuff 😖

do they do this with like... really long fics? because a lot of writers in this fandom write very long fics, which is awesome, but after 200K it’s kinda harsh to end it with character death and sad ending oO

though a “angst” warning might be used to avoid spoilers

[turians]

Elements Tag Game

RULES: Bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, and tag people!

Tagged by @historioitsija thank you!! This looks like an interesting tag :0

Tagging @shepperoni @shepardead​ @kyraktos @the-emerald-halla @renegade-shepard @orekiis @saiilormoon

AIR: I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE: I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans and overalls • I play an organised sport • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new foods • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favourite season • My radio is always playing

WATER: I wear bracelets on my wrists • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of piercings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm • I want to travel the world • I sleep past midnight most days • I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia • I see emotions in colours not words

EARTH: I wear glasses • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian or vegan • I have an excellent sense of time • My humour is very cheerful • I am a valued adviser to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER: I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time • I always know true north • I see beauty in everything • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally