#sherlock line

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“I fell for you faster than Mrs. Hudson can drive.”

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“My love for you is so strong, not even Sherrinford could contain it.”

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“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”

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“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”

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“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”

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“The Borgia Pearl is too boring for me, but I’d love to make you my Borgia girl.”

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“My dick is so huge, I make porn stars look like Faith Smith’s kitchen.”

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“Forget the Thatcher busts. The only bust I’m interested in is yours.”