at first i was a bit disgusted (why pickles are even a thing, but then BAM PICKLE JUICE i'm just here like hm ew no thanks) but now i'm just what the hell why WHY
i craved pickles (technically they’re cornichons but who gives a flying ferdoodle) - i was eating them so fast that the juice was preventing me getting at the ones in the bottom so i was like ‘waste not want not’ and that’s how that happened. i’m probably pregnant - pregant with neglected responsibilities,











