Decided I should finally get along to posting about my Sherm Spawn au. Yes I've barely done anything with the other au. No that will not stop me. Sherm Spawn time.
In a different world, Dipper and Mabel are Shermie's kids, and they're born very shortly after Ford finishes college. Shermie makes him his next of kin because his wife has no living family and he never, never will let his father around a pair of twins again. The only reason he hasn't gone no contact is because he still wants to be a part of his mother's life.
A few months later Ford has just settled into his cabin in the woods and his routine as a researcher, only to learn of horrible news from his father. His brother and his wife have both died in a car wreck.
(Ford refuses to acknowledge that he feels a sickening sense of relief when his father clarifies its Shermie who died and not Stan)
Now Ford has to take care of two babies by himself. It's horrible. He has no idea what he's doing, he's all alone since there's no Fidds with him yet (literally started living in his shack like two weeks ago he hasn't even finished moving in yet) he has to take care of the kids, he has to do his work because if he doesn't he'll lose his grant and the house and won't be able to take care of the kids, he doesn't want to ask his mom for help because that would involve his father.
There's only one person he can trust.
He tracks down and calls Stan, begs him to help him raise the kids. Stan is there by the end of the week.
Cue the intense slow burn yearning and pining.
I didn't describe it very well, I'm pretty bad at that, but feel free to ask me about this au because I really, really love it.











