#shes a killer queue

[babs74]

I may do more of these...

[annakin-gaywalker]

The only one who can sing better than Freddie Mercury is drunk Freddie Mercury. Change my mind.

Brian: you are drunk, we shouldn't perform today.

Freddie: hold my beer

Freddie: wait, give it back to me

***

Normal singer: I can't sing, I'm too drunk

Drunk Freddie Mercury: I DON'T WANNA DIIIIE *Forget the lyrics* iLl CuT mY lEmOn TOMORROOOOW

***

No one:

Not a single soul:

Brian:

Roger:

John:

Every person in the world:

Literally no one:

Freddie mercury: Mamaaaaa OoOoOoOoh

[toomuchlove-willkillyou]

[ugly-ravioli]

ben hardy in bohemian rapsody as roger taylor (2018)

[babs74]

Roger Taylor

Prince of knitwear

[babs74]

A concept: Freddie has a YouTube makeup channel with Brian and Roger as models.

Brian loves it; Roger protests but obviously adores being pampered.

Deaky stumbles into the background all the time and mutters disapproval.

Delilah gets a spin-off.

[babs74]

Please tell me someone has managed to isolate Rog saying ‘choke them’, ‘light riding’ and ‘wet noise’ from that insta story..?

[toomuchlove-willkillyou]