Tabitha: So *insert Tabby’s gf name* is the person I’ve been seeing recently
Tabby’s gf: Why are you all looking at me like I’m a zoo animal?
Alice: Well Tabby acts as sort of the mom of the group, so emotionally, this is kind of like being told you’re our new stepmom
Tabby’s gf: But you know it’s nothing like that, right?
Dodgy: Absolutely, do you make macaroni?









