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Ruby: Yang and Blake sleeping together would explain some things.

[Flashback Ruby walks in on Yang and Blake half naked]

Yang: Ruby! Uh, a leprechaun stole our clothes! And you can't tell anyone about it, ever.

[Flashback ends]

Blake: I think we should be more concerned Ruby believes leprechauns are real.

Trinity: I hate to say I told you so.. So I’ll shout it through cupped hands. I TOLD YOU SO

Whitaker: why are you staring at me?

Victoria: you have to get Robby to let up on the med students a bit. You’re the one with the silver tongue

Trinity: yeah, go tongue Robby

Whitaker: ugh. I have this weird pain behind my eyebrow

Javadi: it’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four

Robby: the next person to offer me charity- or pity- will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note :)

The Pitt staff:

Javadi: I am being assertive, and I am making eye contact, and it is achieving results!

Santos: are you trying to get formidable with me?

Javadi: it worked on Whitaker

Santos: infomercials work on Huckleberry

Javadi: *through tears* I was so unpopular in high school the crossing guard used to lure me into traffic

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