#shibaknot

[theblazingbullet]

Doubt i will ever reach that number i am quite shocked i reached 600

[todaeru]

You get up and get yourself to the transportalizer. You were home alone today and you said to Fen that you were going to spank his cute butt. So you'll better go do that. And within a minute you're in his house. Woah. Amazing. 

"You better get your cute butt over here."

[usualshitking]

hey guys, how much of a yiff am i? 0/10?

Why was this made plural.

Eh.

Maybe a 3, 4 at best?

Your yiff game preh weak, son.

[usualshitking]

Forces you to suck my barbed dick. >:(

Consent.

Consent is really a thing that should be asked for here.

(Also, how many times do I have to tell you I don't like cats. I get that I'm unbearably attractive and wholly irresistible, but... please, for the love of God. Have some common courtesy and respect.)

[usualshitking]

ur porn reblogging makes me want to masturbate but then i remember i have a barbed dick.

The greatest tragedy of our times.

(You do know there's a little something called anal stimulation, right? A++++, highly recommended, would do again and again.)

[suckmynook-archive]

shibaknot replied to your photo: Hey anon! I found something that explains how I...

wtf did i just come back to though? what about triggers and anons????

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