#shibayama-junpei

[glassesandpassion]

- Tch. That stupid, useless vermin keep getting on my nerves. Why in the world does this game let my Blitzmon roam around when I need him the most?

@shibayama-junpei

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“You’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s out of business!”

The smallest gasp leaves the Kaiserin's lips as she brings her crossed hands next to her chin. Nothing like this has ever happened in her short live.

- Oikawa-san really, really patched the AI issue... I can't believe it... After all this time...

- BLITZMOOOOOOOOOONNNN~!!!!! - she waltzed in this direction - Tell I'm the sweetest! The prettiest! The smartest! That no strong and handsome digimon could ever resist my charm~!

Hawkmon just stood there, staring, wondering how long will they keep on with that façade.

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“You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

terrible pick up lines  ( sfw )   {Sentence Starters}

- BLITZMON, HOW DARE--

But there's no use discussing with a game's AI, no matter how good it is. Instead, the young Kaiserin sent a report to the game's developers:

to: [email protected] from: [email protected]

Oikawa-san,

You've not only have not kicked Ichijouji out of the game, but now the digimon are getting sassy! I mean, one of my digimon called me nuts!! Make sure he only call me sweet next time. And do your job right, this game is only getting worse and worse.

Inoue Miyako

[takuyaofflame-archived-blog]

‘ how are you doing? ’

“I’m doing fine, JP. School’s not as much fun as the digital world, but you know. One day at a time.”

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shibayama-junpei replied to your post:♥ + shibayama-junpei

OF COURSE!!!! SEEING YOU ALWAYS FILLS ME WITH ENERGY, MIYAKO-CHAN KAISERIN-SAMA! SLIDE EVOLUTION, BOLGMON!

- SEEING THIS BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS WAR EMPRESS HAS FILLED YOU WITH DETERMINATION!! NOW FIGHT, BOLGMON!!

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@shibayama-junpei @astamxn

- Oh, no, Blitzmon! That’s not how you attract wild Astamons! Here! Watch and learn!

Miyako then lifted a crate full of bottles of beer from I-Mart she had behind her.

- FREE BEER!! WE HAVE FREE BEER!! AND ALSO ALL KINDS OF DRINKS!! ONLY FOR THOSE WHO JOIN THE KAISERIN’S ARMY~

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shibayama-junpei replied to your post:holy shit he is so late SO LATE the Kaiserin was...

it was… a REALLY nice cake, though…

- ...Poromon, eat it.

“S-Sorry?”

- You heard me! Eat a piece of it to tell me if Blitzmon is lying or not!

“As you wish, Miyako-sama. Could you cut a piece of it for me, Junpei-san?”

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SUP+KAISERIN AU DRAW THE BEETLEMON CAROL DO IT

send “SUP + an au or headcanon” and I’ll draw your muse/our muses in said au/headcanon~

{*whispers* i hate you, jun }