#shield debrief

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Lemmings Fault

If your wondering why this blog is not fully functional yet blame Lemmings… and by that I mean Agent Lemmings. Not a stamped of those weird little animals.

But seriously I would have this all set up ages ago except for someone just needed to text Coulson. And that someone could just use their own phone, no they had bullets in theirs, they just had to use mine. And then that someone couldn’t have just zipped it back up like a considerate team mate. No they had to set it on the counter and ten blow a fricken hole in the exterior.

So yeah, new phone, on Coulson’s dime. Don’t blame me #LemmingsFault

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Welcome Back

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With it being a little over a year since SHIELDs fall I would like to take this time to check in on all my fellow agents out there. I realize in these treacherous times many of you have had to turn to other forms of employment: whether it be in the private sector (such as Stark Industries), rogue SHEILD off branches, or as a private contractor. While I officially am in no postion to confirm or deny SHEILDS return, I am personally looking forward to welcoming each and every one of you back into the fold.

As such I though I should take this time to help everyone ease back into things. If you’re an new recruit to SHEILD don’t worry I’ve got you covered as well. In between missions I’ll be bring to you a wide variety of material for you to incorporate into you own work life.

While I’m sure there’s more that I should probably be saying, I have a tendency to let things lie in my drafts box a tad to long (just ask my handler). So lastly welcome back to SHEILD (unofficially) and may your tenure here as an agent be made smoother by my blog.