Aug 4, 2014
Roommate Texts
Cheryl: can I have/borrow some toilet paper and pay you back when I get more?
Cheryl: If you don't respond, I'm gonna assume it's a yes because I have to wipe my ass.
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Roommate Texts
Cheryl: can I have/borrow some toilet paper and pay you back when I get more?
Cheryl: If you don't respond, I'm gonna assume it's a yes because I have to wipe my ass.
bless the gods that allow me to rain dance to "Return to Innocence" with deanwinchestears and gentlemakoto.
Now I don't even remember what I was gonna say.
Me: You know what's incredibly hard--
Bella: ME.
While watching Nothing Left to Fear
Me: I'd kill my kid.
Bella: Oh yeah I would be head my child. That's why I need to keep battle axes in the house.
Me: You never know when you're gonna need to kill a kid.
watching Nothing Left To Fear
Alyssa: he won her a prize!
Me: little bear!
Alyssa: its a consolation prize, for, you know, the atrocities he's going to commit against your family
discussing sirius black's casting
cheryl: i love gary oldman but i didn't like him as sirius black
me: THEY WERE ALL TOO OLD
cheryl: i always picture viggo mortensen
me: they're both too thick though, age aside, he'd been in azkaban for twelve years, he'd be emaciated and long haired and... he'd look like a gross crackhead hippie.
bella: so... rob zombie.
a mostly paraphrased account of the conversation that just happened
Bella: Hey Alyssa did you--
Me: I am reading porn. Don't talk to me.
Bella: YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE READING POLITICS.
Tinder adventure
*simultaneously *
me: he looks like a killer
Alyssa: he's cute!
Alyssa: well he looks like a cute killer, like Jeffrey Dahmer