#shimin

[pancakepoet]

[winter-wise]

Yizhi: Did you say spider? Zetian, I brought a paper towel.

Shimin: Yizhi, are you making Zetian kill a bug for you again?

Yizhi: I'm not making her. We just have our roles. I bring a paper towel... and Zetian does everything else.

Zetian: He doesn't like to get his hands dirty. Like a mob boss.

[fangirl-multitasking]

Sima Yi: Why are you three holding hands?

Yizhi: Studies show that holding hands can reduce stress.

Sima Yi: Oh, I thought you three were dating or something.

Zetian: We are.

Shimin: We’re also just really fucking stressed

[red-as-rain]

shimin: *minding his own business*

two lowkey insane bisexuals: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL

[ijustlikereadingcutefics]

I love that rich boy ❤ @xiranjayzhao

[nicorn-pasta-alfredo]

don’t worry the blood isn’t any of theirs :)

version with and without li shimin’s glasses

[shimin]

this club tried to charge me $2 for a glass of water at the bar 

[fangirl-multitasking]

Yizhi: The stars are beautiful tonight

Shimin: Yeah

Yizhi: Do you know who else is beautiful?

Shimin: Zetian

Yizhi: Exactly