📜 - beau
Teacher: Your child was in a fight. Feyre: Oh no, that’s terrible! Beau: Did they win? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beau: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask why. Feyre: Only if you also don't ask why Feyre: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Beau: Feyre: Beau: This one is fine. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Feyre: Violence isn't the answer. Beau: You’re right. Feyre: *sighs in relief* Beau: Violence is the question. Feyre: What? Beau, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Feyre, running after them: NO-
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Feyre: You believe me? Beau: Feyre, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------Feyre, jumping out of Beau's closet: BOO! Beau: Feyre: Beau: Feyre: *makes a sad face* Beau: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!








