Lucifer: Lilith picks up Lucifer and has him sit on the counter so he could reach her whether he wanted a kiss or even a hug. [Lilith] (queenofhellmorningstar)
[Unprompted]
"And--And Lil! Get this!! Mammon tried BRIBING me! ME! Can you believe that??"
"...Actually yeah, now that I say it out loud. But--"
"He still had the gall to tell me that HIS THEME PARK WAS BETTER. HIS KNOCK-OFF LOO-LOO LAND TO AVOID COPYRIGHT WITH SHITTIER RIDES AND SHITTIER MASCOTS(which are STILL apples!!!) AND HE THINKS IT'S ALL HUNKY-DORY BECAUSE 'HEY, IT'S NOT LULU WORLD'."
While he was on his rant, he'd hugged his wife and with him sitting on the counter--ah, she'd done that intentionally. Perfect bosom-nuzzling height.
"................."
Simmering...
Simmering...
"We're ONLY taking Charlie to Lulu World."
