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@kingofhellmorningstar
HAHA WELP.
How we doin Radioapple nation?
Bro was there what’re y’all on about.
Finally finished season 1 icons ;u;
Lucifer's back on his Swing Kick~
I love her so much<3
Finally continuing my Emily icons. o3o/
been nodding off and it's already bed time oop
goodnight~
He proceeds to cover Charlie's eyes, "None of that." - @flawlessfallen
[Unprompted]
"--Dad...what's going on with Paimon? He's usually more...composed than that. Is he okay?"
".........................Oh. Is he high?"
"...Things I thought I'd never see: bare Paimon chest."
That hadn't occurred to Moxxie at first but now that they had stumbled upon the topic...
"Well, there could be the issue of fearing he's in recovery? But if that's the case people who are already close to him would be the ones to talk to about that, I think? I don't know, I'm not near the situation, obviously. But... I think we all know hiring a nurse would probably be the sensible thing to do in that case. I mean...they're royals. They must have the budget."
"Exactly!! You'd think that, right? A nurse--not a whole new partner! That'd be like me picking up a boyfriend on the side for when I get hurt, instead of letting Vaggi help me--which she's very good at. As long as dad's wearing his ring, I think he should be off limits."
"Back! BACK you vultures!" he doesn't need a new partner!
"Get behind me, dad!"
"...wait, they're trying to match your father with.... Wouldn't that just being finding him a concubine? I don't think they have the legal authority to just choose him a Queen. He'd be the one who decides if he marries her or not, right? I...bring this up because it's... Kind Of A Big Deal. Because, that would be Your Step Mom. And also, um... A MONARCH of Hell. That's not just like someone's aunt staying over for the weekend? Why are they treating this like a casual brunch they can turn into a shoddy reality tv series? This is the wellbeing of HELL. I can think of a LOT of people who might want to worm into that position and take advantage of a ruler's loneliness! What if they're unstable. It's bad enough that we have Overlords shooting lasers at Heaven, w-w-we--"
"Yeaahhhh...I'm pretty sure no one even thought to ask dad if he wants a new partner. Or, another one."
They didn't bother to ask HER, either. Lilith being gone was still very fresh for both of them, after all. It was like it was yesterday--
"Oh, wait...do you think maybe they're trying to match him up with someone because he was used as a battery for that thing? At that point, they're basically finding a babysitter. If that's it, dad's not a child to be looked after..."
gonna step away to wash my hair
I'll brb o3o/
(I recently trimmed it and now my shoulders are itchy ahsodifhsoidhf)
"What's happening? What's this about the next queen of hell? Did Lucifer's ass finally get dumped?"
"No! I still have my ring!!"
"...They're all doing shit behind my back."