who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart
Ly, to apologize for eating all of John’s
who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire
no one forgot they did it for science
Ly. She shows her titties all the time.
who sleeps under 3 blankets
Also Ly. John likes to sleep with the A/C cranked to the max
who has a huge crush on Billy Joel
THEY BOTH DO HOW COULD ANYONE NOT
who gets drunk and breaks shit
John usually, but he’s getting better at knowing what’s okay to be broken
who’s a closeted anime fan
John, but Ly is drawing it out of him
who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places
John “come on no one’s even here” Blake
who’s afraid of Slenderman
They both are. Nights are spent trying to determine how to defeat him.
what their wedding song will be
Black Keys, I’ll Be Your Man
what their biggest fight was about
what effect salt would have on Slenderman, if any
have you seen this ship this ship is golden how could they not