I woke up to the news of Pete Davidson apparently being married and then the statement being retracted for validity issues. If he is married then good for him! However, I just spent the past hour looking into it, and I don't think he is. I went and analyzed Bodega cats presents in depth, which is an extremely cool thing, so it makes me sad that the co-founder/founder is possibly using Pete's name for clot.
An actual image of me explaining to my parents and best friend why I think this is fake:
Can people just leave Pete alone and give him his privacy? Please and thanks. If he is married I'll be happy for him and delete this post in shame. Until he himself confirms it, I don't believe it.













