fuck it... WHICH CHARACTER OF DRAGON BALL I THINK THE SHITENNOUS WOULD HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND THAT WOULD CHANGE THEIR LIVES
i think they would bond over the fact that they're the weak link of their team, like, picture it, it's the gloomiest bar in the middle of nowhere, it's just Jadeite and Raditz, both tired as fuck, they cant take it anymore, they want respect from their peers, they need a win, one of them is saying half drunk all of this to the bartender, and the other is listening and cant help but see himself in the other man.
they start a conversation and by the hour they're making out; after their torrid affair they dont see ever again.
No. 2 Nephrite/Vegeta(Saiyan Saga)
at the same time Jadeite is at the greyest bar known to mankind, questioning his life and it's meaning, Nephrite is downtown at the best gay bar in the city, waiting to catch someone, and he catches the prince of all saiyans himself, and you may ask "what is Vegeta doing at a gay bar?" weeell, he's there because Nappa wanted to make him a little bit happy, and thought that alcohol was the best option, but since they're aliens they dont know about the varieties of bars on earth, so they end up at a gay one.
Nephrite inmediatly notices that the duo is not from earth, and his gaze is stolen by the youngest one, he starts making moves on the prince, Vegeta at fist is noncholant, he makes sures all intentions of the other man are dead with his lethal stare, but Nephrite doesn't give up, the saiyan likes his ambition, and let him talk, there he finds out they're quite alike, and somehow the prince of all saiyans wakes up the next day at the Dark Kingdom. THE END
also, during the story Nappa was talking with a bunch of guys that thought he was a bear, but he was just happy that the young people wanted to hear his stories.
this is when Zamasu is the North Kai, and makes a visit to King Kai in universe 7, because idgaf... Queen Beryl sends Zoisite to the god's home for...idk,information(? and there he meets the young kai, he is given to the task of annoying the shit out of the guy, cause he finds cute how easily annoyed he gets, Zamasu doesn't like any of this, he's mad as hell with the shitennou and confronts him inside the small house with just them alone, as he starts to get closer and closer, Zoisite captures his lips in a kiss, and makes sure that no one can enter the house.
after their "fun time" had ended Zoisite leaves, they promess to never cross paths ever again.
i don't really have a story for this one, is more just like vibes, because Yamcha is similar to Minako and she's paired with Kunzite in the shenshi/shitennou pairs, plus, i know my boy Yamcha likes dominant people, someone that demands respect (Bulma, Frieza, Tien) and Kunzite likes pretty boys (Zoisite), so is a match made in heaven, i also think this would happen in a point where Yamcha's relationship with Bulma would be on their final steps, so he would be veryyyy needy, so much that he would low his morals just to have anyone.
Anyway, thats all, goodnight.
