Feb 7, 2021
“Larry Blyden was a piece of crap.” - Jack Carter
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“Larry Blyden was a piece of crap.” - Jack Carter
Comedian Jack Carter lived on Chevy Chase Drive in Beverly Hills. Mention the name and he’d go off on a rant.
When Alan Reed died I auditioned for the voice of Fred Flintstone. I did it exact and they didn't take me. Fuckers!
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“George DeWitt? Terrible. He was the worst. Good looking kid and he had a magnificent wig. He invented great rugs.” - Jack Carter
Sophie Tucker cursed me out at Copa City in Miami. She was yelling from the wings, ‘That son of a bitch has been on too long. That dirty cocksucker, that bastard, he’s been on long enough.’ She was dreadful. What a piece of crap she was.” - Jack Carter
Larry Blyden was a piece of crap!