#shitloads

[dailysurvival]

and time will come you will feel the sudden outburst of your emotions and scary part is that no one will hear a thing from. no one will dare to ask if you are doing fine and you get tired of calling for help.

[covington-shenanigans]

thinking about that time me and my friends tried to calculate how much a metric shitload actually is

Lia: how about "metric shitload"

Cyrano: hm

Cyrano: well, what's the density of shit

Lia: depends on where it floats

DontKnow: depends. runny or solid? green brown or black?

Cyrano: figuring 4'x8'x3' = 96 ft^2

Lia: cubic feet

Lia: hmmmm

Lia: I probably have that many books

Cyrano: ok, water is 1.945 slugs per cubic foot

Vanyel: rofl

marcie: weirdos

Lia: and your point is?

Vanyel: BITCH!

Cyrano: 187 slugs

Cyrano: that's a metric shitload.

Lia: cool

Vanyel: how many hogsheads is that

Lia: *ROFL*

Cyrano: don't make me beat you up.

Vanyel: come on, you dont have a conversion table handy?

*** Crazy has entered room 'Main'

Cyrano: har

DontKnow: once upon a time I wrote a "/conv" routine for ebbs chat.

Vanyel: i remember it

Cyrano: racking brains

Lia: conversion factor for shitload to hogshead is

Cyrano: hogshead is 7 firkins

Al: Lia: conversion factor for shitload to hogshead is

Cyrano: or 63 imperial gallons

Lia: 44.35 hogsheads per shitload

Al falls out

Lia: er, 4.35

Cyrano: what the fuck is a firkin

Vanyel: a firkin is 1.323452345 statute shitloads

Lia: halk a fuckin?

Cyrano: no

DontKnow: a firkin is 63 imperial gallons. seems like a large keg.

Lia: half

Cyrano: 1 firkin = 9 imperial gallons.

Vanyel: as opposed to a metric shitload

Cyrano: nono

Cyrano: nautical shitloads.

Vanyel: rofl

marcie: nautical shitloads!

Lia: so a firkin would be about 1/5 of a hogshead

DontKnow: a firkin is about 1/4 of a barrel (british units)

Vanyel: how many assfulls is that

Lia: oh

Cyrano: depends on the ass.

Vanyel: how many shitloads per assful?

Lia: well a hogshead is a barrel

Lia: so I was close

Lia: 1 per day, if you're lucky

Lia: anyway

Cyrano: fascinating

-- goddamn nerds calculating a metric shitload

Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 January 2003

[walkaboutlife]

#hawwwdude @cabelas a #texasproud #redneckparadise with #shitloads of #guns and supplies for an #outdoorslife go on a #walkaboutlife and #embraceitall #haveagreatnight (at Cabela's)

[idontalwaysmemes-blog]

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[ssleepingwith-monsterss]

i got shit loads of thoughts i cant even express

[ricky-savage-blog]

Imperial vs metric

Buddy calls me and says he's got a fuck ton of dope i say "what does that convert to in shitloads?"

[akastarman]

I'm waiting for 'shitloads' to become an actual form of measurement