seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from Finland
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seen from India
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seen from Italy
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Out of context DnD
Wizard, OOC: "I want to make these children shut up in a peaceful way, but they're not leaving me many options. I may end up just casting Burning Hands"
Paladin, OOC: "We hadn't committed any war crimes in a while, it was good while it lasted"
Necromancer,OOC: "I was actually planning on choking them with my chain"
Paladin, OOC: "0 days since we last murdered civilians"
Guard: "There's been a series of robberies all around town"
Not one, but the two rogues in the party:
Bard: *skillfully negotiating with the king*
The barbarian and the royal guard's captain:
Barbarian, ooc: "won't it be suspicious if someone simply entered the palace and asked for the artifacts?"
Bard, ooc: "I mean, it's working"
DM: "Yeah, the king isn't the brightest"
I just love how excited my players get when they find out one of my NPCs is a lesbian.
I'm just like "ok, so she'll cast Warding Bond on her wife" and they'll just look at me all excited like "HER WIFE??!!!"
DM: *sigh*
DM: "You know what? Yeah, you can tackle the grandma"
"I want to tickle him with mage hand to distract him"
- The Druid after she was grappled. She, of course, succeeded on freeing herself.
