#shitpost o'clock

[the-uncanny-dag]

Everyone get out your pens

[loki-hargreeves]

have you practised your Finnish today?

[sn077sj]

the sahejul dynamic

[graspingremlinhands]

My Pinterest board never let me down ❤️‍🔥💘🫂💪

[transgwender616]

The existence of 7/11 and 9/11 implies the existence of 8/11.

[the-final-sylleblahsome]

barok as a mouse: barok van squeaks

barok as a guinea pig: barok van wheeks

barok during an arthritis flare: barok van creaks

barok running to the loo: barok van leaks

barok getting spooked: barok van shrieks

barok gazing into ryuu's eyes: barok van weaks

barok in a collar at ryuu's knee: barok van meeks

barok missing a cask during inventory: barok van freaks

[slugbeaker]

I can't find the exact quote but the one where Robb says something along the lines of "If half the things Theon told me about his Uncle Euron are true then he'd be a terrible king." is very fun for a few reasons.

I know it's just kind of a figure of speech but Robb saying 'if even half is true' makes me laugh a little because while Theon is def a bit of a braggart and exaggerator (usually about his own accomplishments) I feel like there's no need to do that with EURON. The guy is actually terrifying and needs no embellishment lol. Especially when he seems pretty infamous outside of the islands anyways.

I'd assume (based on how sparing Balon's letters were) maybe Euron came up in convo when Theon got word that his uncle had been banished for assaulting Victarion's wife and he decided Robb needed the details. Which probably would be one of the more easily believable things that make Euron horrible for Robb to learn. Maybe the ships crew run by tongues cut out mutes and eyepatch hiding a 'black eye shining with malice' seemed too cartoonishly evil to take at face value. Winterfell can obviously be brutal in it's own way but compared to Pyke, Robb grew up pretty sheltered, the scariest guy HE probably knows is Roose Bolton who does not need that kind of loud, in your face evil, to be terrifying lol.

I just wish Robb had lived longer. I enjoy the thought of him meeting Euron/hearing of his fuckery in the later books and being floored that oh! OH! He's actually way WORSE than Theon said he was! This explains a lot! 🥲

Honestly, Robb getting to meet ANY Greyjoys other than Theon probably would have been a big, "Well. THAT explains a lot 😐" moment lol

And then I also just love that this means Theon used to yap about what he remembers of Pyke to Robb. Total bestie vibes to dump all your family's fucked up lore on each other 🤣

"Haha, did I ever tell you of the time my father accidentally spooked a horse and it bucked my Uncle Benjen? Thank the Old Gods he was ok! 😂"

"LOL, no! Did I ever tell you about the time my Nuncle Aeron and Nuncle Urrigon played the finger dance? Nuncle Urri's WHOLE HAND got lopped off!"

"....Was...was he ok? 😐"

"Nope! 😃"

"Oh. 😐"

[elstargreen]

So I love this photo. There's something so… you know, natural about seeing this group of friends chatting. But what I love most? It's seeing how some of them chose to sit. So the question is natural...

Which seating team are you?

A - I like sitting on the ground \ I'm in contact with nature - P-O-F

B - I'm athletic (I don't want to get my pants dirty)\I'm a frog - R-S

C - If I sit on the ground I won't get up again - T

Voting ended onMay 30