#shitpost office

[thebeelibrarian]

‘Hyde is tall’

‘No, The dude is short like a goblin’

‘Have you considered common hight?’

(Both) ‘NO’

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LIKE THE MOON, AN ENIGMA,

LOST AND ALONE IN THE NIGHT,

DAMNED BY SOME HEAVENLY STIGMA

BUT BLAZING WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

IT'S THE FEELING OF BEING ALIVE

FILLED WITH EVIL, BUT TRULY ALIVE

IT'S THE TRUTH THAT CANNOT BE DENIED

[thebeelibrarian]

Tiny concept drawings because theres less room for mistakes

How tiny?

Banana for scale

Maybe the banana is huge I dunno

[thebeelibrarian]

How to be a saint:

Step 1. Die

[themugshotofdoriangray]

me @ 11:59 PM September 30th VS me @ 12:00 AM October 1st

[themugshotofdoriangray]

Miss Emma Carew: Where is Dr. Jekyll anyway?

me, looking at my wrist as if I own a watch at all: We're ready when you are, Mr. Hyde.

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[themugshotofdoriangray]

Ah, I know that face!

It's the customer service face!

There's even an emoji for it: