#shitpost sheet

[flyboy-timelord]

Americans: what do you think about Sam Wilson as Captain America?

Americans assuming I'd think about: race, gender, whatever else.

Me, a European: he is American. He's Cap now. Dudes, did you watch episode 6 or not?

Americans: that's not what we meant...

Me: His uniform fits?

[flyboy-timelord]

They found a body near a pond not far from my workplace.

[flyboy-timelord]

Me writing "me is a spherical racist in vacuum" is a true thing. I mean, people here write who they are in description. Been warned.

[flyboy-timelord]

Tutoring is overrated. What's the point in tutors and teacher when you will still be one of 95% of idiots anyway?

[flyboy-timelord]

I am starving for pleasures of vacation.

Workload is really huge.

[flyboy-timelord]

I start thinking that I didn't read that fanfic and it was a feverish crazy dream.

But I know I can't dream such a long plot.

My top is dreaming about Harold Saxon squeezing Lucy's neck and laughing. That was one hell of a dream.

[flyboy-timelord]

My first time on a Wacom tablet and any tablet. Took me half an hour.

My friend: what the heck is this? Me: crying Creeper.

My friend: that’s your art skill crying.

[flyboy-timelord]

A user here contacted me saying she would kill herself. Haven’t heard from her in 4 hours. To be short, she was complaining about some random people not appreciating black live matter movement.